Derby day, yes hearts will race/12:45 no time to waste/our attacking midfielders will set the pace/Lukaku upfront to flatten their face/ayo the Derbys comin, kopites runnin, kopites fighting cos suarez's bitin/kopites robbing clothes and socks an/horrible tossers we avoid like toxic/they're not at the match wonder where they'll watch it/through someone else's window is where they've clocked it/burglin bastards, phone a locksmith/it's time for kick off, time to watch this/Barkley the beast, Lukaku the monster/Lets hear the blues sing like an Elton John concert/Barry is stomping, and rocking this moshpit/Gerrards too slow like he's stepped in some dogsh1t/defensive back 4 unfortunately they've lost it/come on Everton, Goodison park home will rock this/Suarez will dive? Yes 10 feet from a drop kick/