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toffee-fellaini
Player Valuation: £35m
God I hate them.
Chang Elephant
Forum God
If I only had one shot, the human being in the jesters hat would get it
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
Nice one mate.
Get the [Poor language removed] into these lot Everton. No sh*ting it like we have been for the last 11 years.
Get the [Poor language removed] into these lot Everton. No sh*ting it like we have been for the last 11 years.
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
I'm calling it lads, Stevie Naismith to once more step up, but this time with the winner 
In all seriousness, we need the lads upfront to shake off their recent lethargy and Barkley needs to start. I expect Lukaku to be bullying their back 4, running through them if needs.
Most importantly, we need to come out the blocks at 100% and swarm them, be in their faces and fight for everything - as that's what they will do and they could blow us away otherwise.
Up the Toffees.
In all seriousness, we need the lads upfront to shake off their recent lethargy and Barkley needs to start. I expect Lukaku to be bullying their back 4, running through them if needs.
Most importantly, we need to come out the blocks at 100% and swarm them, be in their faces and fight for everything - as that's what they will do and they could blow us away otherwise.
Up the Toffees.
Jimmy Flangemoth
Player Valuation: £6m
Would love Everton to turn them over at the pit. Wont happen though. 2-0 to the ****in $hite.
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
Good job it's at Goodson then.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I'm excited and nervous but on the other hand I want to sleep until Sunday. There's no worse feeling walking out of Goodison to a defeat to these, I will stay in there and lock myself in the toilet.
I can't say anything about this game, I can't make a prediction, all I can do is watch.
I'm excited and nervous but on the other hand I want to sleep until Sunday. There's no worse feeling walking out of Goodison to a defeat to these, I will stay in there and lock myself in the toilet.
I can't say anything about this game, I can't make a prediction, all I can do is watch.
2-0 blues . Barry man of match .
God knows we deserve one
God knows we deserve one
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
There may be many different kinds of kopite, but they're all idiots.
I'd take a great deal of satisfaction of just kicking the sh*te out of them for 90 minutes, but those days are sadly gone.
I'd take a great deal of satisfaction of just kicking the sh*te out of them for 90 minutes, but those days are sadly gone.
I've been keeping my counsel on this one for a week or so. I'm upbeat - partly because, if it doesn't go our way, I will have wasted a lot of energy on anxiety and then get hurt again by the result. I also think we have a great chance - more so as they really think we're there for the taking which patently we are not.
Anyway - so long as it's not just another "thanks for that (insert one of: dodgy non-red card decisions (Kuyt, Gerrard), no penalty for The Blues for a handball in box by silky Scottish defender, tricky winger upended and no penalty to Everton, offside or handballed goal to them, referee blowing up for full time as ball enters RS net, dubious peno to them , patently incorrect handball/offside award against Everton in crucial cup semi final, free kick from the wrong place leading to goal, double penalty decision for Everton not given, red card for fiercely tackling the football with no opponent in sight and feigned injury, crippling double tackles by snide South American footballer not noticed) ref
Then we can just get on with the business of beating the living daylights out of them - eleven v eleven - and hopefully - just for once - to even the score like.. a really dodgy, dubious winning Everton goal that Hansen, Lawrenson, Owen, Redknapp, Fowler, Barnes, Keegan, Aldridge, Case, Murphy, Beglin, McAllister, Carragher and Hamann can argue long and loud over in the post match section and MOTD.
2-0 Everton - bring in on you Kopite Sh*tstains.
Anyway - so long as it's not just another "thanks for that (insert one of: dodgy non-red card decisions (Kuyt, Gerrard), no penalty for The Blues for a handball in box by silky Scottish defender, tricky winger upended and no penalty to Everton, offside or handballed goal to them, referee blowing up for full time as ball enters RS net, dubious peno to them , patently incorrect handball/offside award against Everton in crucial cup semi final, free kick from the wrong place leading to goal, double penalty decision for Everton not given, red card for fiercely tackling the football with no opponent in sight and feigned injury, crippling double tackles by snide South American footballer not noticed) ref
Then we can just get on with the business of beating the living daylights out of them - eleven v eleven - and hopefully - just for once - to even the score like.. a really dodgy, dubious winning Everton goal that Hansen, Lawrenson, Owen, Redknapp, Fowler, Barnes, Keegan, Aldridge, Case, Murphy, Beglin, McAllister, Carragher and Hamann can argue long and loud over in the post match section and MOTD.
2-0 Everton - bring in on you Kopite Sh*tstains.
1-0 to les bleus.
I'd love to see us beat them at Greyskull too.
I'd love to see us beat them at Greyskull too.
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