Everton Dictionary

[Bluerobins]

To Kroldrup = player missing a head

 

[Jokerdan]

'Its in our own hands' - essentially, to give up the ghost.

 

[navidson]

"72 points"

Explaining when something fluky, entertaining but ultimately pointless happens

 

[Shibbywiggles]

'Get Inter Dees'
Adjective:
Giving encouragement whilst facing an inferior opponent who are currently being made to look better than they actually are.

See also
‘Come on Everton, Dees are [Poor language removed]’
A term of encouragement given to the Everton players when a team as equally bad as us has come to Goodison

 

[Davidoff]

'Won the transfer window'

Signed three no.10's for eye-watering sums of money

 

[R934]

'Won the transfer window'

Signed three no.10's for eye-watering sums of money

Also reference 'Fab Four'

 

[Lob]

'Strategic Review'

Treat with contempt.

 

[MrD]

Rafael Benitez - Fat Spanish RS whopper

 

[Davideeyore]

NEC Next European Champions, or no European Cup (RS version)

 

[Bedfordblue]

Felt a slight twinge = had limb amputated.

 

[Bedfordblue]

'Strategic Review'

Treat with contempt.

more like an infinite time period / period of time not less than 2 years

 

[LEONARD]

£20 million winger signed.

A person who arrives and 10 minutes later vanishes for good.

Also known as 'Doing a Vlasic'.

 

[April1970]

’A false number 9.’
He actually cannot do anything.

 

[stretford blue]

Watch this space - don't bother watching nothing will happen

 

[edge]

The old lady
It winds me up ,that quilt Kenwright started that, it's in Turin you fat toad.
Goodison is the most unlady like thing on the planet.
Unless it was a coked up whore, off her Barnet going on a killing spree , slicing the nipples of fellow deranged coke addicts.
but I don't think they mean that do they?