Everton goodbye ideas

[Jimishorts]

Drugs are for mugs

So are McDonalds breakfasts.

 

[Bedfordblue]

They should have a day where you take your kids(or yourself) and you can score a goal at the Gwladys street for £20 and raise funds for Everton in The Community. They may unearth a new striker there too, free scouting.

Maybe Dom could go first.

If we want to raise some serious money for EiTC then we should petition for Dyche to be put in stocks at GP and charge £10 to through rotten fruit & veg at him.
Will raise far more money.

 

[Blue peter]

Easy £20 for charity.

We could get him to try to the cross bar challenge……from six yards out

 

[arch stanton]

I always regret not paying 500 to play at goodison in a charity game when I was still playing and fit.

 

[chrismpw]

You could get a plaque or something that says “i scored at Goodison Park’ something like that I mean before we move I think it’s important that who never get that chance to do so, can maybe.

With yer ma.

For only 20 quids.

 

[Infernus]

On the last day of the season, bring the 12 players out of contract in the summer onto the pitch after the game and burn them inside a wicker man. Hopefully that lifts the curse for next season when we move.

 

[Rita_Poon]

If we want to raise some serious money for EiTC then we should petition for Dyche to be put in stocks at GP and charge £10 to through rotten fruit & veg at him.
Will raise far more money.

If only there was a horticulturalist that was about that could provide us with such greengrocery...

 

[ste d' indica]

If we want to raise some serious money for EiTC then we should petition for Dyche to be put in stocks at GP and charge £10 to through rotten fruit & veg at him.
Will raise far more money.

I'd happily blow my savings on that.

 

[GoldenToffee]

The best news is we only need 1,000,000 shots (£20 per shot) to fund a new striker at £15m with £5m for his first year's salary.

Let's say we do this at a sold out fixture, we'd just need all 37,000 home fans to have an average of 27 goes each at £20 nicker a go.

Not sure how long it would take like.

 

[goldfinchmule]

View attachment 286225On the last day of the season, bring the 12 players out of contract in the summer onto the pitch after the game and burn them inside a wicker man. Hopefully that lifts the curse for next season when we move.

Summerisle likes this.

 

[st.domingo]

So are McDonalds breakfasts.

Sausage McMuffin mmm haven’t had one of those in pyar time like

 

[Bryan+]

Sausage McMuffin mmm haven’t had one of those in pyar time like

Utter woke nonsense pal.

 

[Tommy Chong]

They should have a day where you take your kids(or yourself) and you can score a goal at the Gwladys street for £20 and raise funds for Everton in The Community. They may unearth a new striker there too, free scouting.

Maybe Dom could go first.

We can also charge about the same for folks to come through when Young's contract expires at the end of the season, and on his last day, we could fire him out of the stadium in a cannon like those clowns do in the circus.

Loads would come to watch that, I'm sure.

 

[The T-Dex]

Ritualistic sacrifice of Doucoure and Dyche for me.

 

[Jacko93]

I want to see a drone show for the opening of the new stadium. They could take off from the Liverbuildings, showing as the liverbirds, they they turn down the mersey towards BMD becoming a striation on the way, before reforming as the birds to land in BMD and officially crown BMD as the fourth grace.