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Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
I was driving home over the moors an hour ago and a cat just sat in the road, looking at me, like kopite cats do.
It didn't know who it was dealing with and a thin veneer of civilisation slipped off me
... but then the bugger ran away
Tight git.I tell you one thing I have learned.
Take your holiday in the close season.
I am down here on the Algarve for a few weeks and already the holiday has a cloud over it....what with yestetday's defeat and the looming derby
Better off going in June or July when there is no football to ruin it.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
We hurt the ones we love the most, it's a subtle form of compliment
Mark the spot you hate with an X, then shoot your bow and arrow
I've got 9 lives and I land on my feet,I don't care, I just don't care
Says it all really.
bignev23
Player Valuation: £35m
Supporting Everton is like having a smackhead brother that you love and want to do well for themselves. Most of the time you know they are going to sh!t on you, Steal your money and throw your support back in your face but you stick with them in the hope one day it will change and occasionally it will do as they will come off the gear and give you real hope, only for a few weeks or months later to let you down again as you knew deep down they would do but that doesn't stop the sadness, disappointment, frustration or anger you feel and then the cycle repeats itself over and over again.
Do one Everton my Smackhead brother! I Fckin hate you!
Do one Everton my Smackhead brother! I Fckin hate you!
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Fearthainn
Player Valuation: £30m
These 2 weeks are going to be [Poor language removed] torture.
2 weeks waiting for our next game to try and get out of this hole we find ourselves in. I want us to play NOW ffs.
2 weeks of jarg transfer rumours, fearful of us selling our best players and signing Wigan players to replace them. Or worse, idiotically getting a little bit excited when I see us linked to some boss player on twitter, only to inevitably have my hopes crushed when deadline day arrives or the player in question signs for Spurs.
2 weeks of listening to kopites going on about how they're back and how Benzema and Reus are done deals.
Give me [Poor language removed] strength.
2 weeks waiting for our next game to try and get out of this hole we find ourselves in. I want us to play NOW ffs.
2 weeks of jarg transfer rumours, fearful of us selling our best players and signing Wigan players to replace them. Or worse, idiotically getting a little bit excited when I see us linked to some boss player on twitter, only to inevitably have my hopes crushed when deadline day arrives or the player in question signs for Spurs.
2 weeks of listening to kopites going on about how they're back and how Benzema and Reus are done deals.
Give me [Poor language removed] strength.
EdwardMoore
Player Valuation: £500k
I honestly can't remember the feeling of a win
Chang Elephant
Forum God
he's fast, rapid, quick, speedy, with a turn of pace tho lad
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
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