Everton. I hate you.

[Deleted member 28206]

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[tommye]

At least you have seen them win leagues and cups, I've seen us do nothing!

It is this that makes me hate them. It is this that makes me want more. It is this that makes me believe season after season.



*runs out crying like a l'il bish.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Koff Everton.

You made our Tommye cry.

 

[technojoe]

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What the Dejuce!?

 

[ijjysmith]

Can't stand the weapons

 

[tommye]

Koff Everton.

You made our Tommye cry.

Not the first time ffs.


(League cup v Villa 1977 was the first time.... Oh how I wept)

 

[EFC78]

The worst thing about the derby is that despite both teams having defensive weaknesses in the lead up to the game, you just know that they will exploit ours and we won't do the same to them. All kinds of [Poor language removed] players are capable of doing it for the likes of West Ham and Villa, but it seems to be beyond us.

We will roll over as usual on Saturday.

 

[Moomin]

I will proper hate them after i see Daniel Sturridge do this for the 3rd time on Saturday

 

[bicycleheader]

I love Everton unequivocably @tommye , even when Tony Adams is strolling through the centre of our defence to chip the goalkeeper or when getting knocked out of two european competitions in a matter of weeks with a mullering at the hands of Steau Dinamo something.

Thats why she´s left you for me.

 

[Sapie88]

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My cousin was murdered because of this.
by Sexpest123
She was on this app and she went too find someone for a cuddle and turns out, it was a murderer. Didn't like her anyway so, 3/5

First one as well. Brilliant.

 

[edge]

Jumping on the miserable fukpig bandwagon. I blame Monday mornings for my doom n gloom outlook. I shall love them with all my heart again by lunchtime.

bit to easy forgiving you tommye, make it last untill at least mid week before you love them.
they are to boring to hate full time anyway, never win anything never get relegated just plod along little up little downs nothing ever really exciting.

 

[matty1878]

I think watching Everton at the moment is like having traits of bipolar. Still I love Everton tho

 

[bluemangroup]

I just feel sorry for my cat in all of this. She's done nothing to deserve being converted over the fence, week after week.
Fuk off Everton and stop harming my cat.

 

[Superhans1878]

Was all set to be a good weekend, my ma and da were away for my mums birthday, free house, Liverpool lost and I pulled a nice girl Saturday night.

Then Everton happened. Love them and hate them in equal measure

 

[bluemangroup]

Was all set to be a good weekend, my ma and da were away for my mums birthday, free house, Liverpool lost and I pulled a nice girl Saturday night.

Then Everton happened. Love them and hate them in equal measure

At least you pulled. Highlight of my weekend was an intense cry-wank opposite the mirror. Thanks Everton.