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Everton. I hate you.

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EFC78 said:
Robert Huth or Wes Morgan of Leicester then, who currently sit top of the league. My point was I think we need a few no nonsense defenders in there to do the dirty work in games to see out matches which is where we are struggling at the moment.

We have a lot of attacking talent so I don't think we are too far off there. It's the defence we need to sort out. Especially stopping crosses, getting blocks in and winning headers every time from set pieces. None of our defenders are doing that at the moment and we are constantly failing to win games because of it.
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We could always try some of the other young defenders we have . e.g. Galloway, Pennington, Browning (injured, yes I know), Holgate. After all, we will never know how good they are at CB if they don't ever play.
 
I couldn't care about these bunch of overpaid, overhyped, oversexed, overquaffed, under performing, underpass lurking, underpants on head wearing absolute bunch of useless gits.

I really couldn't. I'm exhausted at telling you how bad you pong you poor excuse for athletes masquerading as a football team.

And you, you clown. Yes. You. Don't wave your finger about at me you bad bald shadow of a so called Manager. You couldn't manage the mILK IN my cornflakes. You'd mess that up wouldn't you. You're barely even able to make sense to humanity let along run a successful anything.

Go on have a go. It will make you feel a tiny bit better.
 
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i dont even know what to say.

EVERtoN i love you. the plays/ manager.. whatever it is
i dont even know anymore not just becuase of city because its build up
and weve got nothing left this seaon now really.
i want all the clowns gone. im drunk like im not even making sense to myself
but it hurts. i got kicked out that game in the city end other day
i dont even know why i went . i love you everton. but i dont know what to do


? idk i dont even know anymore lads i should make vids
on youtube like that geordie guy
 

I feel my whole life has been inexorably leading me to this thread. I truly resent the way this club takes all the many reasons I have for feeling my life is truly blessed and turns it all into a filthy toilet of pain. Thank you T. for clarifying that the blues are the true enemy. Time to burn the Old Lady down.
 
COYB said:
? idk i dont even know anymore lads i should make vids
on youtube like that geordie guy
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saw something like this in another thread, would deffo "like and subscribe"

That real Geordie or whatever I've only seen his post match reaction when Cleverly headed in the winner, was v funny.
Fun fact, that was our only win in the last 10 league games. Perhaps this could be the topic of your first video?
 
RomanReigns said:
i think moyes was our best tactical defensive coach, he had no idea up front like but he knew his cahones in defending games

i think we need a mix of moyes defensive coaching and martinez's possession attacking football style
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Them managers are already at top clubs.
 
Yorkie said:
saw something like this in another thread, would deffo "like and subscribe"

That real Geordie or whatever I've only seen his post match reaction when Cleverly headed in the winner, was v funny.
Fun fact, that was our only win in the last 10 league games. Perhaps this could be the topic of your first video?
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haha i seen that he's hillarious i watch his vids every week
never fails to make me laugh
 

Can't you see what you do to me baby?
You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac
I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick
You're truly the only one who can do this to me
You just make me get so crazy

I go schizo, I get so insane I just go skitzophrenic
One minute I want to slit your throat, the next I wanna sex

'Cuz the next day were right back at it in the same exact pattern
What the [Poor language removed] is the matter with us, we can't figure out if its lust
Or it's love is whats attracting us to each other...

Couple of lines from Eminem 'Crazy in Love', sort of applies for Everton, we treat them like its our only love, we cant get enough of them even when they constantly screw us over.

I hate you Everton Football Club.

See you next week x
 
First post since before the City game, I've avoided all the fume , polls etc and have felt strangely calm the last few days much more so than after Stoke very odd really. Yep , my love for Everton remains underminished .
 

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