Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[bluestevon]

How funny would it be if we found out at 11:05 that we put the Alcaraz paperwork in the fax machine the wrong way round?

We mistook the shredder for the fax machine

 

[Goat]

That makes perfect sense then.

Want some milk?

 

[Hogwild]

Glass half full - We have Moyes, matches have been won, actual football has been played and we did not mortgage the future on players we really don't want to still have around come July*

Glass half empty - we had multiple goalkeepers on the bench on Saturday and appear to be relying on the return of some players who seem to be as sturdy as an eggshell in a tornado

*plus Matty made certain promises....

 

[Bluerover]

alcatraz isn’t sure

He has escaped

 

[Vintage]

Did the bog door lock get stuck or something with Alcaraz in it? Slip the contract under the F-ing door FFS. Sign it with your own faeces Charly it will do

 

[Neiler]

Bad luck Blues.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Nonsensical rubbish answer.

Anyway.

 

[CielosGrises]

Bad luck Blues.

Lovely teeth.

 

[RinkyDinker]

How funny would it be if we found out at 11:05 that we put the Alcaraz paperwork in the fax machine the wrong way round?

Everton - One of our apprentices absolutely submitted the deal sheet on time

The deal sheet ….

 

[jazzy]

Appreciate that we are effectively 10 points clear of relegation and highly unlikely to go down but with a squad this thin we are only a couple of additional injuries away from having a big problem.

Surprised and disappointed that we haven't brought in a left back and a forward.

 

[matty1878]

He has escaped

he’s gone back rather then sign

 

[stamullenblue]

Ah well. Look on the brightside - 4 more wins and we are safe .. !

 

[Vintage]

Dumb and dumber on SSN keep saying breaking news for stuff we already know

 

[Charlie Burnett]

it really seems all our works get done on the last day - why are we not doing all the work before and announcing on the last day. were bringing players in on loan, there is no holding them to ransom for a better deal with a loan deal

 

[Milk]

Dumb and dumber on SSN keep saying breaking news for stuff we already know

Really is desperate, turgid stuff.