Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Hogwild]

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This is going to be a problem for Kev... He is used to going on reports that are only 5 words, "Can afford and will come"

 

[ETID]

This is going to be a problem for Kev... He is used to going on reports that are only 5 words, "Can afford and will come"

0% deposit 36 monthly payments

 

[DanB90]

I'd be irked if true there's so many better , cheaper and less injury prone options. His injury history is grim View attachment 291856

He’s got the medical history of a 95 year old.

 

[Curtis]

He’s got the medical history of a 95 year old.

Or Mr glass in the movie unbreakable

 

[bluestevon]

Would certainly be a hectic week mate

Tbh mate if any of the incomings come off then I'll be off to start my own podcast - probably call it the transfer dESK...

 

[Curtis]

I'm disappointed that the Tom fellows from west brom links dried up I think that's the signings we should be making

 

[matty1878]

Tbh mate if any of the incomings come off then I'll be off to start my own podcast - probably call it the transfer dESK...

want me to join?

im game if anyone wants to do a podcast lads

 

[toffeeblue9]

…..acceptance criteria, exactly as I keep suggesting, it has to be part of any transfer strategy.

It shouldn’t take a manager coming in to put in place what should already be in place.

Do you really think there isn't already something in place?

Actually don't answer that

 

[Librarian]

I hope we buy players that are brilliant

 

[Tony’s Carp]

I'm disappointed that the Tom fellows from west brom links dried up I think that's the signings we should be making

Much the same as the links to the guy from Sunderland, just really hard getting players out of Championship promotion contenders, the rewards for promotion just far exceed the value of the transfer.

 

[Curtis]

I hope we buy players that are brilliant

We don't need players that can split the atom look at the simpleton that is Cole palmer , I'm surprised he doesn't have velcro cleats

 

[buededw1]

0% deposit 36 monthly payments

Klarna Kev needs to change his ways now we are rich AF

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Not a suggestion for us at all, but just looking at the attacking players in action tonight so I can moan to myself when we don’t buy them immediately……27 year old Allan Saint-Maximin on Fenerbache’s bench. On loan from Al-Ahli.

Not a big scorer or assister, style over substance, but even so. Bit of a waste when the players like Cornet get handed around from one PL club to the next. Would seem truckloads of cash doesn’t help ones motivation.

 

[argietoffee]

Gonna go out on a limb now.

Kean leaves on a permanent deal for 2m - we subsidise his wages the rest of this season. Beto moves to Italy for a 3-4m loan fee with a 12m obligation to buy. Armstrong is loaned out on deadline day to a promotion chasing team - Sunderland or West Brom.

We agree to the termination of Brojas loan on Chelsea's terms and loan in Chukwuemeka with a 4m fee and 35m buy option included. We sign James Mcatee from City a day or two before the window closes for 25m (city have a big sellon and first refusal on any future sale), we bring in a striker on loan from abroad as emergency cover for DCL - and DCL signs a new contract right before the window closes. A defender arrives late on who can provide cover right across the back 4.

I'll take my coat and hat and go for a walk to get some fresh air now as think I've been sniffing glue or something ))

And the money shot?

 

[Dougie]

This is going to be a problem for Kev... He is used to going on reports that are only 5 words, "Can afford and will come"

Yes. but he has got 1000s of reports with those 5 words on Wilfried Gnonto though!