Everton Netflix/Amazon Documentary

[Mitch Ward's Minder]

City's doc had them winning - entertaining

Sunderlands showed them in free fall down the league - entertaining


Ours would be dead boring because as a club we never do anything exciting

No one even handcuffs themselves to goal posts anymore...Yawn FC

 

[Tel001]

A 2 hour docco showing the chronological mistakes that led to the moment that seen us go from players of Dixie dean to Sandro? Nah I’m good thanks

 

[Yarrgh]

Blue Bill: Darling, it's high art. It will be series of vignettes each one composing a tableau vivant to express the dynamism of our team. Over each a monologue by me.
Harvey Weinstein: I'm not putting my name to that. It'd ruin my reputation.

 

[Carloblues]

Be boss I reckon

A good chunk would be Carlo strolling around Finch farm wondering who half the players are, and the another chunk sitting in his office with the door locked sobbing at what he's got himself involved in.

 

[kev]

When Carlo gets us great again I would love to see a documentary about our great club.
The way we are at present? No thank you, it would be a complete embarassment.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I want a documentary of one thing and one thing only: Steve Walsh’s Italy trip.

I'm convinced he went there as a sex tourist for some high quality brass. He absolutely looks the type.

 

[Death]

No one would watch that. Not even Evertonians only the odd kopite looking for a laugh.

 

[n01efc]

We would be a laughing stock I’m sure

 

[john jako]

It would raise our profile in Zimbabwe.

 

[Efcjake]

No way. I don't want to see how this sausage is made.

 

[toffee-L]

These football documentaries have come a long way since that absolutely appalling one Liverpool were in during the early part of Brenda's first season there.

We needn't worry about featuring in one ourselves though. You need to be exciting to be get on one of these and we are the most boring club on the planet right now.

 

[Yarrgh]

I want a documentary of one thing and one thing only: Steve Walsh’s Italy trip.

I'm convinced he went there as a sex tourist for some high quality brass. He absolutely looks the type.

Glacial actually only cost 20 million. The rest was Walsh's Italian sex tour.

 

[zzr45]

I’d like to see our physios in action as they attack another body part with a cleaver.

 

[zzr45]

Ken Burns style documentary on our beautiful brand of attacking football. 30 hours.

 

[zukai12_]

No way. I don't want to see how this sausage is made.

Not Sausage, more like Aldi Dog Food