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Arsenal v Everton Preview via Everton Arent We

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There’s always an end as sure as there’s a beginning. This particular end brings the curtain down on the 139th season of an Everton existence. Imagine what it was like before? So a few months without them isn’t too much of a labour.

So how was it for you? Did Ronko touch you in all the right places? Judging by the ridiculous demand for season tickets, plenty of you are optimistic for next season. But that’s for another preview, this one is wrapping things up.

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Not that there’ll be any deep reflective parts offering a searing analysis of the 2016/17 season, there’s many who can analyse and articulate better than I and I’m sure they’ll be along after the final ball is kicked. It’s been a decent season and probably ticked most of the boxes you realistically aspired for at the beginning of the season. Without a trophy again though. That first game v Spurs trying to hit them on the counter with Deulofeu, and with Gueye impressing you for the first time (but certainly not the last) seems so long ago. And yet in contrast it flew past so quick. Perhaps there’s just been a lot of content crammed in.

Like most seasons there’s been swings of optimism and pessimism but we exit it in decent fettle. A recent run of meh was halted with a pretty straight forward win over Watford. Which leads us nicely onto Arsenal away for the final act.

Let’s get it out the way. I don’t expect Boro to get absolutely anything from Anfield so it’s largely a null point. But yeah I would. I so would if it meant them missing out on an extra 30m and bragging rights due to a last game dip, for us both. Up the Ronko bitter toffs.

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Everton will be going to Arsenal to win the game, though the trouble is that history is against us taking three points. Our last occurrence of this was 1996 and prior to that it was 1987 – great lob Wayne lad. Arsenal have the bit between their teeth and for Everton it’s a fifth game in a row which is meaningless to us in terms of outcome. Comfortably numb in seventh place, just nod if you can hear me.

Arsenal are currently on a late season dash for Champions League redemption, with an impressive four wins in just ten days.

It’s somewhat of an understatement to say that Arsenal is a split fanbase right now. There’s a well documented civil war broke out over Arsene Wenger. In many days it feels like the last days of Rome, but with narration from fan TV channels exposing what utter bulbs they have across the fanbase. Not all mind, but it’s more a symptom of the self absorbed modern football fan whose voice has been heard due to social media and are drunk on their self importance with regards to involvement in their club. To balance this I did read some of our own demanding to be consulted on the new kit design. Mad that.

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PASSHUN DOH. Nah, a load of middle aged fat biffs offering up [Poor language removed] comments in a fit of post game hysteria just makes me cringe. Get back home you desperate [Poor language removed]. You should be leaving five minutes before the end anyway to beat the rush, that’s your thing. And swerve the stone washed jeans and Adidas Samba – you’re not on the Special to Millwall with your mates in 1987 you daft [Poor language removed]. Let the past go and start getting your clobber in Burtons, you’re buying for comfort now shitheads.

Arsenal absolutely reeks of modern football. The new stadium with corporate facilities sneering at those who can’t afford it. Not that there’s anything working class about the Arsenal crowd, it would cost you a week’s salary in Jaguar to enjoy a home game with ticket price, cost of a pint and a cab in London. Is Arsenal Tory? You [Poor language removed] betcha. I’m not arsed researching who they voted for but a look at the whole thing stinks of Thatcher’s Britain. Just as I’m getting into my stride finding reasons to dislike them I then cast my mind back to 28 years ago this week and everything about Arsenal is sound again. I’ll always like them for that, there’s unlimited credit in my book. [Poor language removed] your Man City and Aguero, the greatest ending to any season happened on 26th May 1989.

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They do need to pipe down the titheads amongst their fanbase though. With the inflation of Arsenal tickets maybe this will occur naturally over time as more and more Home Counties lads saturate the Arsenal support, as these khaki wearing Heaths and Tarquins seek desperately an identity through replica shirts and social media selfies at the Emirates stadium.

As for Wenger, it’s not for me to say. He’s produced some of the best football teams I’ve seen in the UK during his time there. The “invincibles” team of 2003/4 will rightfully be feted for as long as knobheads comment on our TVs. Football now though is a hyper competitive market and there’s little time for sentiment. The bigger the revenue the bigger the demands for success. And Arsenal have a lot of that revenue stuff. They’ve been in the Champions League continually for so long without really troubling the league title for over a decade, they just seem to [Poor language removed] it at the vital times and as Evertonians we have a great capacity for empathy with such behaviour. So anyway, [Poor language removed] them.

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A list of some of their players who may or not play v Everton on Sunday:

Sanchez – ace player but can’t escape the feeling his eyes are upside down, and if there’s a medical term for that? Snap the little precious diving shithouse anyway.

Giroud – straight out of casting couch, sleazing a Czech girl into greasing her arse and shouting allez ALLEZ which somewhat ruins it for me. Just lash it in the foof and keep a low profile, I’m not watching it for you.

Ozil – a wet fart of a footballer, with eyes that two Chinese should be twatting across a table to each other with paddles.

Ramsay – good footballer, is he injured again?

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Oxlade-Chamberlain – seems a good sort but I keep expecting a human cat and a hologram to turn up and follow him around in solitude, burning his head out.

Mustafi – is he any good?

Perez – is he any good?

Cech – loads of footie experts awarding the title to Arsenal in September as they finally signed a decent keeper. Managing Arsenal may be somewhat like whack-a-mole in some [Poor language removed] fair.

Delighted that’s the end of previewing intolerable scruffy ferrets for this season. Onto Everton then.

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How many holidays do you reckon Koeman has got lined up? Case packed for weeks I reckon. Hammering the Teletext for last minute deals. Four star allocation on arrival? [Poor language removed] that, our Dutch maestro has got the room with the bath that turns into a jacuzzi. A gold coloured all inclusive bracelet and on first name terms with the over enthusiastic barman who you suspect would literally nosh him off right there and then for another generous tip. Ronald coaching him through the cocktail list though, urging him to do better. A little bit more sugar in the mojito, should have seen the other customer waiting at the right moment. But OK, this is vacation. Tommy Bahama shirt with a four button down strategy. Not a single scratch on them aviators, polarised too. Try them on and look at the sea, go on. Ronald’s not [Poor language removed] about on holiday, not for you, not for anyone.

It’s probably Lukaku’s last game and if so then we will miss his goals loads. There’s a bit of cajoling of him going on from some of us and I suppose that’s normal. If it makes the separation process a bit easier for you then who am I to judge? Could be the same with Barkley which is weird typing that as I wouldn’t have guessed that an Everton mad lad who’s not yet fully proven himself at Everton wants to swerve us for someone else, or more dough. Maybe I’ve called that wrong and it’s just a [Poor language removed] game of negotiation skills but really it shouldn’t have come to that. From both sides. But that’s life, Everton will move on whatever happens and to be blunt: [Poor language removed] anyone that doesn’t want to play for Everton.

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Looking forward in particular next season to developing my crush on Schneiderlin who is midfield catnip for Evertonians. Made up we’ve signed Gueye too. Would love even better to see the pair of them properly get the better of a team above us away from home. Big props to Tom Davies in what they call a breakthrough season. Good things happening in Everton’s engine room.

I’m hoping next time we see Everton in a competitive match there’ll be some competition in defence but I want to give Jagielka a nod for being a fantastic servant and defender for Everton over the years, and someone whose absence is likely to be missed. Not that I reckon he’ll leave, but he’s done well to get back in the team and do well considering he was supposedly finished. Maybe we are a little too hasty in declaring our players finished? Food for thought. Williams hasn’t set pulses racing this season but we’ve conceded far less goals. Holgate looks a definite player who will compete for a centre back place in seasons to come and Baines is, well, still cool as [Poor language removed]. I’ve chewed the arse out of the goalkeeper debate back and forth all season so are you really arsed? Defo the cityscape teethed Iberian for me though.

Ronald Koeman – with this face like a genetic combination of his mother and father’s features – seems the right man for Everton. But we’ve been here before, and we’ll be here again. So no sweating here. Enjoy the journey. I’m genuinely optimistic for Everton next season. There’s been so many times before where I have not felt that so it’s sound. Progress. And what is supporting your football team without hope, or even aspiration? Alright times these, man.

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Anyway that’s the end. If you’ve bothered to read any part of any preview throughout the season then nice one, genuinely appreciate it. Really hope you have an ace summer, it won’t be that long as we will be playing some Eastern European vampire types at the end of July in the Europa League I suppose. How scruffy are foreigners though?

Might see you again next season, but either way right up the [Poor language removed] toffs.

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Koeman Not Confident On Barkley via GrandOldTeam

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Ronald Koeman is not confident Ross Barkley will sign a new contract.

When asked for an update on Ross Barkley and Romelu Lukaku, Koeman answered “I don’t know”

Prompted about the ultimatum he gave to Ross to sign before the end of the season, Koeman replied: “But it’s after the game [Arsenal]. On Monday. Then we’ll know it”

When asked how important it was to keep Barkley, Koeman answered: “If you offer a player a contract. A good contract. That means that you like to keep the player. I don’t need to explain more. If we don’t want the player to stay longer, then we don’t offer him a new contract”

Koeman was then asked if he feels confident Barkley will stay at Everton, he bluntly answered “No. No because it’s a long time that he is thinking about his future. I’m not worried because I like to work with players who like to stay. It’s not about his decision, we will go on looking for players in that position and even when he stays, there’s more competition for him next season”

On being asked “Is your patience running out with Ross?”, Koeman said: “I spoke to the player, the board spoke to the player and his agent. We will see what the answer will be.

“We need an answer after the weekend, I don’t know what will happen if he doesn’t give any answer. I don’t know.

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Summer Transfers: Player Profiles – Goalkeepers via GrandOldTeam

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A goalkeeper plays an immensely important role in the dynamic of a team. You can have the most prolific forwards, clinical midfielders and the tightest of defences; but without a top keeper, no team can truly fulfill its potential.

This current Everton side has potential across many positions, however one of these areas is not in goal. Ronald Koeman only signed Marteen Stekelenburg last summer for a nominal fee, as he could not identify a suitable long term option in goal. He auditioned the former Dutch International as well as Joel Robles for the number 1 jersey, however neither man was able to make a successful claim.

Stekelenburg started the season well, but his performances dwindled as the season progressed. Then in came Joel, who like Stekelenburg, performed well in patches, but ultimately failed to impress.

There is no doubt that the blues are now in the market for a new number 1 this summer, but who are the outstanding candidates? Koeman and Walsh will have their targets in mind, and there are plenty of exciting options to consider both domestically and abroad.

English Keepers

23-year-old Sunderland stopper Jordan Pickford is the clear favourite to take over the number one spot at Goodison Park. Having endured a torrid season at the relegated North-East club, Pickford has been one of very few players to come out of the campaign with any credit, along with veteran forward Jermaine Defoe.

The England U21 international began this season as understudy to former Arsenal keeper Vito Manonne, and got his chance to start in the first few games of the campaign. His performances impressed former Blue’s boss David Moyes as he quickly became first choice.

Pickford is one of a number of English keepers to have been linked with a move to Goodison Park. Here, we compare the stats of three of those names from this season. Jack Butland would also have been included had he not been injured for almost the entirety of the season.



Interestingly, Pickford’s clean sheet ratio is far worse than Fraser Forster’s, but it’s on a par with Joe Hart’s. This comes as little surprise since Sunderland’s defence has been one of the most disjointed outfits in the country.

Likewise, Pickford has made the most saves this season, which is to be expected as he has been playing in a defensively poor side. The saves per goal ratio is more relevant, with Pickford averaging an entire save more than his counterparts. Again, there is something to be said for keepers in poorer teams being more alert to danger, but the margin in this statistic is still significant.

Distribution is one asset that Pickford was recently praised for in his tremendous display against Arsenal, and his stats show that this has been a strong suit all season. Although his distribution accuracy lies just below 70%, his Average Distribution length of 55 metres shows that he clearly attempts more direct and ambitious passes than his competitors, and he is often very successful. Ronald Koeman likes his keepers to be direct, so this skill will no doubt sweeten the Dutchman’s interest.

European Keepers

Everton may well have set their sights on the English market, but it would be foolish not to consider some of the exciting talents that the other top European Leagues have to offer.

For many, the strongest leagues for Goalkeepers are in the German and French divisions. These are countries that have historically produced the world’s best keepers, and their production line shows no signs of stopping.

The Bundesliga boasts a plethora of talented glove-men. Arguably the best two outside of Manuel Neuer are Bernd Leno and Timo Horn of Leverkusen and Koln respectively. (Horn has missed half of the season and has also signed a new long term contract just last month, so he was excluded from the comparison table).

Likewise, Ligue 1 is a renowned producer of goalkeeping talent, such as Stephane Ruffier of Saint-Etienne and Anthony Lopes of Olympique Lyonnais. However, perhaps the most desired of all the keepers in these divisions is Alban Lafont of Toulouse, who at 18, already has over 60 senior appearances under his belt, and his stats are seriously impressive.



The young and relatively inexperienced Lafont stacks up well against his older competitors. Lopes and Leno are still young, but have 7 and 8 years on Lafont, and their stats aren’t too dissimilar.

They all have around 10 clean sheets apiece apart from Leno, for whom it could be argued is playing in a slightly more open and attacking league. The saves however tell a different story, and it’s the 18-year-old who comes out on top here. Lafont has made a stunning 93 saves, and only Ruffier comes close with 87. The saves per goal ratio also bodes well for the youngster and the older statesman, with 2.3 and 2.7 apiece.

If you are looking at distribution, and it is certain that Ronald Koeman is, then look no further than Anthony Lopes of Lyon. Not only does he have perfect accuracy, but his average distance is the longest at 40 metres.

The Portuguese international has been an unsung hero for a number of years at OL, after he was thrust into the spotlight when he replaced Spurs bound Hugo Lloris. An acrobatic keeper like his predecessor, the academy graduate has been solid since Lloris departed, and has only improved as each season has passed. He may well be an outside contender to join his former teammate in the Premier League, if Ronald Koeman fancies him.

In terms of dealing with crosses, stats show that Lafont has successfully dealt with high balls better than any of his counterparts. Again, it may be a case of Toulouse having to defend a greater amount of threatening balls, but the numbers show that Lafont has coped with the danger well.

At just 18 years of age and boasting those statistics, Lafont really has it all at his feet. There is no doubt that he is a future International, and it would be magnificent if Everton could reap the benefit as he grows into a world star.

Leverkusen sit in 12th place, which for the talent the have at their disposal is simply not good enough. Its been a tough season for Leno, but his quality is undoubted, and he is still aged just 25. His signature would certainly be a major coup for Ronald Koeman’s side.

Likewise, Ruffier’s Saint-Etienne have not been as successful this year; they are sitting in 8th place with one game to go, having finished in the Europa League places for the previous 4 seasons. Ruffier has always been their top performer and one of the league’s leading goalkeepers. At the age of 30, it would be a prime opportunity for him to move on and test his skills in the Premier League.

Jordan Pickford remains the overwhelming favourite to join the blues, and his signature would certainly be a major coup. However, it will be a struggle to get him with Sunderland said to be holding out for an eye watering £30 million fee. If Everton deem that price tag to be too much, then they would be best placed to look at these options elsewhere, all of whom could offer something different and exciting to aid this Everton side in transition.

*Stats Courtesy of Squawka.com


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