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Any chance of playing Sigurdsson's dog instead of him?
I blame the dog for all our problems, owners grow to be like their dogs.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
My theory here is that Sigurdsson is gazing out the window while his dog watches his homework video on Everton's next opponents.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
My theory here is that Sigurdsson is gazing out the window while his dog watches his homework video on Everton's next opponents.
Wow I hate that man's face.
Former player Dave Thomas with his guide-dog
My theory here is that Sigurdsson is gazing out the window while his dog watches his homework video on Everton's next opponents.
His dog is wondering when he’s going to get official off his arse and move again, much like his team mates on match day.
Seeing as there's going to be no football.....
Sig needs a greyhound to run with.....
Stephen Gibson
Player Valuation: £15m
Fair play to that dog. It knows how to mow a good lawn.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Awww. Great player, Dave.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
His dog's probably like "FFS, he's not getting another club, I'm not going to Iceland with him...it's kin freezing and there's no trees to piss on. I may as well get put down".
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Probably a three legged one that he paid loads for.
Probably finally score from a free-kick if this lad plays
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