Everton reopen talks with Sam Allardyce

[orly]

With good old Stevie boy has the DoF, it’s a wide open for those dirty, fat sausage fingers to fiddle the figures.

He may save us from relegation, but we’ll have a 30 point deduction next year when the Flying Squad kick in the doors of Steve’s office

Just imagine those three tiers of management there.

Walsh

Allardyce

Shakespeare


I mean, they don't even have to hide it from each other. They can all just get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight in the trough.

Top 15 most expensive Allardyce signings:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers it's Steve Walsh's wet dream.

How likely do you reckon it would be if Sam the Crook is appointed that we will go in for Schlupp or Van Aanholt?

Or Kouyate?

In fact I'm looking at that list, and I think Anelka is the only player there who isn't compleeeeeeeeeeetely balls.

 

[Gladystweet]

Bookies rubbing their hands together tonight more than fat Sam in a cookie factory.

 

[matty1878]

Just imagine those three tiers of management there.

Walsh

Allardyce

Shakespeare


I mean, they don't even have to hide it from each other. They can all just get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight in the trough.

Top 15 most expensive Allardyce signings:

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers it's Steve Walsh's wet dream.

How likely do you reckon it would be if Sam the Crook is appointed that we will go in for Schlupp or Van Aanholt?

Or Kouyate?

In fact I'm looking at that list, and I think Anelka is the only player there who isn't compleeeeeeeeeeetely balls.

And people are happy with appointing a crook...

 

[Librarian]

Everton are pure Jimi Hendrix on the nervous system, they'd make the hair stand up on the back of your balls

 

[Papa Shango]

Just imagine those three tiers of management there.

Walsh

Allardyce

Shakespeare


I mean, they don't even have to hide it from each other. They can all just get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight in the trough.

Top 15 most expensive Allardyce signings:

View attachment 42426

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers it's Steve Walsh's wet dream.

How likely do you reckon it would be if Sam the Crook is appointed that we will go in for Schlupp or Van Aanholt?

Or Kouyate?

In fact I'm looking at that list, and I think Anelka is the only player there who isn't compleeeeeeeeeeetely balls.

Kalinic is alright these days.

 

[orly]

And people are happy with appointing a crook...

But we're no angels mate, how could we possibly comment?

Oh that's right, because we've not given in at our own jobs to greed and taken monster kickbacks and left our companies as financial wrecks

 

[Papa Shango]

But we're no angels mate, how could we possibly comment?

Oh that's right, because we've not given in at our own jobs to greed and taken monster kickbacks and left our companies as financial wrecks

Speak for yourself....

 

[bicycleheader]

Rooney and Fat Sam, all in one season.

We deserve relegation.

We deserve two relegations and to have music played over the loudspeakers when we score.

 

[orly]

Kalinic is alright these days.

Failed spectacularly here though

 

[kenada_blue]

Kalinic is alright these days.

We bummed Enner Valencia last season too

 

[matty1878]

But we're no angels mate, how could we possibly comment?

Oh that's right, because we've not given in at our own jobs to greed and taken monster kickbacks and left our companies as financial wrecks

It drags the name of our club in the mud doing this. Let alone it's embarrassing

 

[sd_1992]

Maybe the Fonseca link is another feeble attempt to get BFS to lower his demands .

More club spin to pretend we are after decent targets (as happens every summer now).... we all know it is going to be allardyce...

 

[nsno-chris]

Just imagine those three tiers of management there.

Walsh

Allardyce

Shakespeare


I mean, they don't even have to hide it from each other. They can all just get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight in the trough.

Top 15 most expensive Allardyce signings:

View attachment 42426

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers it's Steve Walsh's wet dream.

How likely do you reckon it would be if Sam the Crook is appointed that we will go in for Schlupp or Van Aanholt?

Or Kouyate?

In fact I'm looking at that list, and I think Anelka is the only player there who isn't compleeeeeeeeeeetely balls.

James Collins is an absolute nap in January, alongside Williams and Jags all defending the 18 yard box

 

[Death]

The irony of this is that in some alternate scenario where Klopp got the sack and liverpool gave the job to Allardyce we would all be laughing our t*ts off at the kopites every chance we got.

THIS is how crazy this situation is !!!!!

We do well with the scraps we are giving. Life would be unbearable for them in that scenario. It's horrible.

 

[Papa Shango]

Failed spectacularly here though

Aye, was only young though. Wouldn't object to him coming here now.

Swerve the rest of them...

 

[orly]

James Collins is an absolute nap in January, alongside Williams and Jags all defending the 18 yard box

Diame too.

Arousing stuff.