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evilwebby
Player Valuation: £50m
OK.. obviously Youtube can make any turd look like a worldbeater, but after watching a few vids I genuinely don't understand how there isn't a "0" missing at the end of his transfer fee. Looks like a defender's worst nightmare; skillful, pace, and looks like he bangs in goals for fun..
oh, and not bad from set pieces either
oh, and not bad from set pieces either
Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
Slimini was linked with us before he went to Leicester and half the forum lost their minds with excitement.
devogue
Player Valuation: £35m
Slimani isn't that bad tbh but he doesn't suit leicester's style of play.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Could turn out to be the bargain signing of the summer this lad. He's got obvious quality and the work rate to match.
It's quite absurd that his release clause was £5m.
Midnitemike
Player Valuation: £1m
Vault me in a year but I reckon he could become a real cult hero. Despite being the cheapest he is the signing I'm most excited about so far this summer.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Arsed.
And if he's poo we will sell him back to the Spanish league for more potatoes
COYB
Player Valuation: £35m
it's probs been asked here so many times but does this have a buy
back clause or any clauses similar to the Deulofeu deal? not seen mentioned .
I'd be very surprised if there is a buy back. Maybe a percentage of the profit from us selling him but I doubt it. Malaga are not a club of a level that can ask for buy back clauses. Especially given we already hit his buy out clause
B17BLG
Player Valuation: £20m
I guess you are as you replied!
Toffeemeister
Player Valuation: £8m
Time will tell.
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