Everton Sign Theo Walcott

[orly]

lol lol lol lol what an angry man you are.

It is only right that you have appropriately identified yourself as a memer.

 

[MikeH72]

It is only right that you have appropriately identified yourself as a memer.

I wholly accept the title.

 

[Bigjoe]

Lets hope he supplies the goods.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Welcome. Hope he can score a couple. Get some crosses in. Will make first 11 stronger. Cull the likes of lennon.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

So he has signed today, what happens next? Does he go back to London to his home, do the club put him up temporarily? Does he turn up for training tomorrow?

 

[willo30]

Does Fat Sam spending nearly £50m mean he’s here next season?

Hope so. He is exactly who we deserve.

 

[Bluekahunaburgers]

Happy with this, just hope we insure them hamstrings..

 

[Barca Blue]

Can we now start with two up top ?

 

[Khalekan]

He passes the fit missus test

So, welcome to Everton Theo

Let’s face it, any footballer who fails to pass the “fit missus test” is doing sommat wrong

I remember Melanie being in the papers a lot as a gauche teenager when Theo signed for Arsenal.

She has really matured into a very attractive woman.

 

[Boss_Rarkley]

7th Everton that.

Would snap your hands off at 7th and being best of the rest after this season of shitte we have had to endure. Until we get the new stadium we aint becoming a top 6 club so 7th is as good as it gets.

 

[orly]

Everton breaks people, theres only so many times people can watch Martina at LB before they break.

????

 

[Woolly Blue]

Let’s face it, any footballer who fails to pass the “fit missus test” is doing sommat wrong

True, but I just like looking at scantily clad attractive women Khal, so any excuse really !

 

[cromofo]

He passes the fit missus test

So, welcome to Everton Theo

Very nice bubble buttocks

 

[larrygobfiend]

Our boy

 

[Runcornblue52]

Starting to feel a bit more optimistic about Everton. Left back now blues and we can close this transfer window on a high !!