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irishblue11
Player Valuation: £8m
at least he's smiling. welcome theo, do us some shots at goal please lad
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
wouldn't be a half bad return for 15 games like mate
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Less than a week from rumour to signing, hello bed wetting FIFA melts
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Finally announced 
Good luck Theo, do the business lad
Good luck Theo, do the business lad
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bol-uk
Player Valuation: £50m
Fantastic isnt it! Wish we previously had a player who could do that. Dont think your getting off this easy after:
"Duncan Ferguson played from 2006-2018 did he mate?
Theo Walcott, playing aside fantastic attacking players like Henry, Fabregas, Sanchez, Ozil, you name it, 65 goals in 270 games (goal every 4.15 games). All that brilliance and creativity around him and that's all he managed.
Your example (which ignores the point I made, but hey ho) played in two of the worst eras for Everton and has 58 goals in 230 matches (goal every 3.9 games) and people would say that was a poor return."
More falsehoods, Walcott scored over a hundred goals for arsenal. And creating an impossible bizare standard such as "played the exact same 10 seasons, with the exact same LB, and exact same haircut" as one of our players is meaningless and disingenuous.
Speaking of dodgy, your attempts to dodge the issue you ill-advisedly raised... Impressive!
Hhhmmm you miss one massive, very convenient point, 145 of theo's 270 games were as a sub!
ProZ
Player Valuation: £40m
Pickfords bird has a fod like a helipad in fairness.Let’s face it, any footballer who fails to pass the “fit missus test” is doing sommat wrong
I remember Melanie being in the papers a lot as a gauche teenager when Theo signed for Arsenal.
She has really matured into a very attractive woman.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Someone call the waaaaaambulance for all the bed wetters please. It’s an emergency.
This is a good signing. £20m gets you an average player these days and Walcott is good.
This is a good signing. £20m gets you an average player these days and Walcott is good.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
HAha it's a weird one for me, can't stand the manager or DOF, but the last two signings 'in reflection' are actually for the prices both good and needed ones.
Make a hell of a lot more sense than the summer madness
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
?????lol
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
yeah. i mean he definitely won't reach that figure with us, but i wanted a pacey striker to go with a target man, didn't expect to get both in this window. i'd still like us to go for bas dost in the summer for a big money move and the fact walcott can play winger is very handy too. We do have a range of attacking options now, we just need to know how to utilise them.
I'd love to see 3 behind the striker, alternative and rotating their positions all game, then to bring on players like lookman, vlasic and sandro, amongst others from the bench to keep that high intensity all game.
Fans moan we have no goals, but right now we have players who scored a lot last season (i know in different leagues, but also in europe), we see:
Tosun (14)
Walcott (19)
Klaassen (20)
Sandro (16)
Siggurdsson (10)
Rooney (8)
Niasse scored goals in our u23's and then at hull and now this season for us.
and then onyekuru (24) and (10 this season) to come in as well.
Goalscorers there, we're just failing to utilise them properly it seems.
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