Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[Tony’s Carp]

So lads, 1725 pages of anxious frenzied passive aggressive scout cosplaying pant pissing. Was it the best investment of time?

Yes

 

[Neiler]

Look at this, little s**t, I'll slash his tyres for you tomorrow
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Most fun we’ve had to Mason.

 

[Lob]

He is that good nobody wanted him. Might have something to do with 14 goals in 3 years.

Score some goals ffs Dom.

 

[Goat]

So lads, 1725 pages of anxious frenzied passive aggressive scout cosplaying pant pissing. Was it the best investment of time?

I made 974 replies and yes, it was.

 

[Blueberry Muffin]

So lads, 1725 pages of anxious frenzied passive aggressive scout cosplaying pant pissing. Was it the best investment of time?

I laughed, I cried, I hoped, and I fumed. Where else can I get such a range of emotions? Better than any Oscar winner.

 

[Street end man]

Did Everton know the window was closing today?

 

[Neiler]

Cheer up lids!

 

[mikel_88]

we don’t usually do

Think we should 100% but honestly have no faith in them at all anymore, well have move on tomorow maybe might see links to the free agents

 

[Toffe3m4n]

How the hell have Fulham managed to sort Nelson out so quickly ffs

 

[Goat]

He is that good nobody wanted him. Might have something to do with 14 goals in 3 years.

Score some goals ffs Dom.

Yeah its a shame that we couldnt get anybody to buy Branners either.

He must be rubbish.

 

[matty1878]

Cheer up lids!

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he’s guna score goals and create goals

and then defend them

 

[Brisan123]

@GrandOldTeam please close this thread NOW.

You do know that as soon as this thread is closed some boxroom virgin will start a January transfer window
I wouldn’t mind but September is usually a good month to talk to members of the opposite sex
The virgins should give it a go

 

[matty1878]

How the hell have Fulham managed to sort Nelson out so quickly ffs

a run club?

 

[Frenk]

Cheer up lids!

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Is he back?

 

[Tony’s Carp]

How the hell have Fulham managed to sort Nelson out so quickly ffs

That's the infuriating part. If they had time to quickly pivot, we certainly did.