Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £2.5m
DING! I'll take "things you'd like to say to Sofia Vergara" for 500 please Alex...
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Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
Sensational passer of the ball, brilliant vision and skills, dribbling
Rockets from distance
Absolutely
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
Ask myers what colour the sky is as well.
Michael Keane could be on his way out of Everton if the club successfully sign Republic of Ireland centre-half Jake O’Brien from Lyon, according to Alan Nixon.
The journalist shared via his Patreon page on Sunday (July 7) that with the Toffees confident the 23-year-old O’Brien will choose them over Nottingham Forest and West Ham, Keane could become surplus to requirements at Goodison Park
The journalist shared via his Patreon page on Sunday (July 7) that with the Toffees confident the 23-year-old O’Brien will choose them over Nottingham Forest and West Ham, Keane could become surplus to requirements at Goodison Park
He's always been surplus to requirements but still stays at Goodison
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
Where's the dying in excitement emoji?
We ain't spending €20m on a centre half unless Branthwaite goes.
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £10m
We can hope Thelwell's powers of persuasion can temp them into a 'Beto' style deal. Bugger all up front, then £50 a year for 200 years.
That sounds like just what we need.
"I've heard that it's blue with a touch of grey, just awaiting confirmation on that, close"
Verbal Kint
Player Valuation: £35m
What's this about about Jake O Brien?? No way are we signing him, if true I'm all for it. But it means JB will be sold I'd imagine.
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
Worth noting Palace have a 25% sell-on clause in O'Brien's contract. Of course, John Textor is majority shareholder at both Palace and Lyon. Watch us somehow get in trouble IF we sign him 
Worth noting Palace have a 25% sell-on clause in O'Brien's contract. Of course, John Textor is majority shareholder at both Palace and Lyon. Watch us somehow get in trouble IF we sign him
I'm quite confident, with my tinfoil hat on, that'll he end up at Forest.
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