Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[ToffeeDevil]

i freakin hate being an everton supporter

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

i freakin hate being an everton supporter

What’s happened?

 

[Nymzee]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

It’s never ending hahahaha



Have we signed Spurs scout by any chance this is ridiculous now

None of it is true.

 

[Marius57]

Cornet scored 3 goals since Jan 3rd

Dennis scored 2 goals since Jan 1st

Both played mostly at centre forward.

Has it not occured to anyone that:

1: Both players didnt deliver 2nd half of the season. In Dennis' case he was good for 2.5 months.

2: Perhaps theyve been found out?

3: Cornet missed so many chances it was unreal...so perhaps hes just average, like he was in France for many years

4: Dennis has a history of attitude concerns...to be kind.

5: Which top 6 clubs that were aspiring to become would want these players? Who would be making offers to us for them in 1 or 2 seasons....its unlikely anyone would.


So many others to sign before these two.

Pretty sure richarlison didn't score any from early December until the end of the season when we signed him.

 

[catcherintherye]

None of it is true.

I mean it's just too fantastical to be true. Even for Everton.

Like why is Ndombele coming here?

 

[JLW]

What’s happened?

Levy has the Spurs subs bench and youth team on a coach to Finch Farm with all their belongings

 

[Pat Butcher]

I mean it's just too fantastical to be true. Even for Everton.

Like why is Ndombele coming here?

Because he's crap

 

[MikeH72]

Announce Ian Walker.

 

[Nymzee]

I mean it's just too fantastical to be true. Even for Everton.

Like why is Ndombele coming here?

Spurs want Richy, we want Winks.

Everything else is just journalists trying to justify their pay cheque with nonsense.

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

It’s never ending hahahaha



Have we signed Spurs scout by any chance this is ridiculous now

Kinell, was it just the Spurs squad on that dinner menu last night?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Some of you need to calm down

 

[billyblue80]

We should tell Spurs we won't accept any swaps we want cash. If you aren't stumping up get stuffed! It's not even like they aren't cash rich

 

[JLW]

Kinell, was it just the Spurs squad on that dinner menu last night?

Il have a medium rare Winks
Some Bergwijn shallots

And for dessert il have a Moura cheesecake

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

How we’ve fallen. Back in the day it used to be Man Utd who dumped their rejects on us - at least they were fighting for the title.

Now its Spurs, Spurs!!! My spurs pals are getting their kill laughing about it - Winks, Moura etc. Rodon takes the biscuit…I’d rather have Rondon that’s how bad he is.

Where is this club going.

 

[Papa Shango]

Yes you can, we don't have any though. Richarlison is the closest but falls well short of Grealish.

Grealish was an example.

Gueye, Lescott, Jagielka etc, all got relegated all were better than the level they were playing with their former club.

There are variables in football, Richarlison does well for Brazil for example, mainly because he is surrounded by better players than he is here.