Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Curtis]

Its much, much worse, 1 of the subway cards isnt even FULL!

Now I have a image of bill at a serious transfer meeting munching on a subway sandwich

 

[Colonel Getafe]

I’m quite confident, that the majority of the fans, will turn on the board before that happens.

Like the other 98259829 times the fans have turned on the board with zero difference being the effect?!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I wonder what those were? 5 bags of monster munch and a signed Moshiri turtle neck, probably?!

Didn't the club say we offered 2mil upfront or something similar? Quite laughable/cryable

 

[Colonel Getafe]

We can get them to play with Tom Davies (England u21 international).

I think Michael Ricketts (former England international) and Ryan Shawcross (former England international) are also available on a free?

 

[Goat]

Like the other 98259829 times the fans have turned on the board with zero difference being the effect?!

Actually when the Board get grief they normally get sacky.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Imagine the massive sighs when Chairmen see that its Everton on the phone again.

"Good ebenings Premier League chairmans, we wish to increase our offer, 3 Subway loyalty cards AND a voucher for the Perfume shop"

Do you reckon all the other chairmen rip us to shreds behind Bill's back? Surely they do

 

[Zatara]

We can get them to play with Tom Davies (England u21 international).

*former

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Didn't the club say we offered 2mil upfront or something similar? Quite laughable/cryable

I've honestly no idea, but if we end up dropping £20-25m on MGW or Cornetto or Winks on deadline day instead of buying a promising young talent like KLP I will be thoroughly piddled off, I tell ya!

 

[dixiesdisciple]

He's not the worst player in the world and could be a decent bit of business if it's a loan deal or small/structured permanent deal, and as much as he was probably the best midfielder in the world in my Spurs save on FM21, he could also be just another average signing for us. Worth a punt if the deal is right, moreso than the other names linked so far.

If we had money and appeal, you could probably list all kinds of names like Kante or Veratti or De Jong but it's a pointless exercise. Ideally, in semi-realistic-ish terms, if we could somehow manage to get Gilmour and Gallagher in who maybe might be available that would be a dream midfielder duo for years to come IMO.

Thanks, I assume Gilmore being the 6 and Gallagher the 8? The fabled 6 seems to be either a robust tackler (Ghana type) or a guy to get the ball transitioning through midfield with an eye for a pass (Winks).. I guess finding one who does both (Rodri?) is the ideal. Don’t see winks as a destroyer so maybe not ideal for us as we are desperate for a ball winner (imo). Trouble is Ghana type won’t help us retain or improve possession so I think you’re right to consider 2 that complement each other.. that’s a worry with our finances!

 

[Curtis]

Winks on loan (former England international) to go with Tarkowski (former England international) and £25-30mil for MGW (England u21 international would be decent business for us i think.

Sort those two out and try and sign Colwill (England u21 international) and Garner (England u21 international) and I'd be chuffed.

Tarkowski: Signed
Winks
MGW
Colwill
Garner

That would be a good window...

Who's garner?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I've honestly no idea, but if we end up dropping £20-25m on MGW or Cornetto or Winks on deadline day instead of buying a promising young talent like KLP I will be thoroughly piddled off, I tell ya!

Yep, it really feels like we will only buy from clubs willing to take our stupid payment terms

 

[bluesb1970]

Didn't the club say we offered 2mil upfront or something similar? Quite laughable/cryable

Or just a rumour?

 

[Goat]

Do you reckon all the other chairmen rip us to shreds behind Bill's back? Surely they do

For sure, we are a laughingstock.

We are in the Leeds and QPR bracket, an example for all clubs on how NOT to spend money.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Actually when the Board get grief they normally get sacky.

Change the manager, save themselves, quiet down the plebs for a while; if they get rowdy again, rinse and repeat. Happy 30+ years, Bill!

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Yep, it really feels like we will only buy from clubs willing to take our stupid payment terms

Imagine serious businessmen saying no to eleventyhundred Moshiribucks and a special edition Denise NFT.

Madness I tell ya, madness!