Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Brett Angell Delight]

Not really don't need one thanks this one just took the piss too much to be honest.

I wasn’t being facetious then, by the way. I’m in the middle of a program designed to cut down my phone use in general. If you’re getting stressed by stupid stuff you see online it might be a legit way to help manage your mental health.

 

[PhilRegan]

You two need to start a doom thread
Can you never be happy ?

Try but then the crash happens

 

[roydo]

I thought it was quite funny and hit the nail on the head. They posted a video about Liverpool in the last 2 hours as well.

They post videos all season about all clubs. No reason for anyone to get upset by it as if they are targeting us.

Correct. PP take the rise all the time, and they are usually pretty good at it.

 

[TheNinja]

Nice to see Paddy power taking the piss out of us. Why did they decide to use us why not say Leeds or Southampton. Typical of how we get portrayed. I have got a sense of humour by the way just sick of us being the brunt of the jokes.

It's funny as, because it's basically this forum in visual form ?

 

[Robbo05]

Professional football players shouldn’t be moving sofas about. It’s absolute stupidity. Same way a top musician or ice skater probably isn’t doing anything that might end up with them damaging the thing that makes them money.

 

[zaitken]

In: Onana, Idrissa Gueye, Coady, Broja, Gilmour
Out: Gomes, Davies, Holgate, Gbamin.

All of that and I'll be one v. happy chappy.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Try but then the crash happens

What crash? Season hasn’t even started and we’re making good signings

 

[LocalNative]

Sadly for us, Brighton seem to pick their players well; can you see them really wanting Holgate?

The Bobble confirmed they were interested in him last summer. Who knows.

 

[LocalNative]

Even with Gueye and Onana, we still need a creative player. We have nobody who can pick a pass and are gonna be really reliant on transitions and the pace of the wide players.

 

[ZissouBlue]

Even with Gueye and Onana, we still need a creative player. We have nobody who can pick a pass and are gonna be really reliant on transitions and the pace of the wide players.

Think McNeil and Patterson are going to be key on that front. But you’re absolutely right. Iwobi and Dele have some creativity but more with close touches. We’ll probably see a lot of those passes like the one Tarkowski made against Kyiv, especially if Coady comes in. Only problem is we might not have Dom on the other end if he can’t get healthy.

I like that we seem to be building a solid system for once, but yeah we really could use an Eriksen type in the middle. This season is likely to be a grind, but I’m feeling a lot better than I did last week.

 

[GlosBlue]

Hi Dom, don’t injure yourself at home please.

It was an accident, it happens. The same way that firmer RS player ended his own career by ironing.

Rio Ferdinand damaged his knee playing fifa once

Reminds me of Richard Wright injuring himself falling out of his attic or something! Surely he could have sent the wife up to preserve himself?!

 

[GoldenToffee]

Even with Gueye and Onana, we still need a creative player. We have nobody who can pick a pass and are gonna be really reliant on transitions and the pace of the wide players.

No creativity needed when opposition players are literally bouncing off of Onana as he bombs towards the box.

 

[billyblue80]

Even with Gueye and Onana, we still need a creative player. We have nobody who can pick a pass and are gonna be really reliant on transitions and the pace of the wide players.

True then again we can't solve all the issues in one window and if Alli is given freedom he could help

 

[billyblue80]

Wonder who the forward will be suspect we have been waiting for Broja for a loan but other clubs are in too... Who is the wildcard I wonder.

 

[jonnyboy316]

Even with Gueye and Onana, we still need a creative player. We have nobody who can pick a pass and are gonna be really reliant on transitions and the pace of the wide players.

Agree but think they will go with O’Neil, Iwobi and Dele for that