Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Marius57]

Wht is up with our scouts? How hard can it be to get a striker in?
Should have got that Haaland bloke that's gone to City.
Reckon he could have done a decent job as DCL's back up ya know.

We could have had him years ago for pittance if Walsh had got his way.

 

[Eggs]

Find it baffling that Evertonians constantly spell our players names wrong.

…some folk are not so good at spelling, some are dyslexic. We don’t know their situation, it doesn’t mean they are less bright and it shouldn’t be an issue as long as we know who they mean.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Off to the dentist...when I get back I want at least one new signing announced...

Got back from the dentist and nothing.

Then went to lunch and just got back...and still nothing...

Oh Everton never change.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Fella I work with insists on mispronouncing players’ names. Calvin-Lewitt, Demaris Gray, Andreas Townsend. I’ve given up correcting him.

Do you work with Joey?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

…some folk are not so good at spelling, some are dyslexic. We don’t know their situation, it doesn’t mean they are less bright and it shouldn’t be an issue as long as we know who they mean.

Copy and paste....dead easy

 

[GoldenToffee]

No one ever spelt Bilyaditniovs name right.
Ever .

Sharpy always used to say it like "Billy-A-Dean-Of".

 

[Eggs]

Copy and paste....dead easy

…not for everybody.

 

[Sweverton]

Wht is up with our scouts? How hard can it be to get a striker in?
Should have got that Haaland bloke that's gone to City.
Reckon he could have done a decent job as DCL's back up ya know.

Doesn't hold up the ball, swerve

 

[chicoazul]

Onanaman incoming.

 

[GlosBlue]

Onanaman incoming.

Is that pronounced similar to Bananaman or McManaman?

 

[Goat]

…some folk are not so good at spelling, some are dyslexic. We don’t know their situation, it doesn’t mean they are less bright and it shouldn’t be an issue as long as we know who they mean.

Thats why I just give everybody cringe nicknames that are easy to spell.

Life is too short to learn footballers names.

 

[Eggs]

Thats why I just give everybody cringe nicknames that are easy to spell.

Life is too short to learn footballers names.

…ha, ha, but ‘Towny’ for Townsend was a bit OTT.

 

[Goat]

…ha, ha, but ‘Towny’ for Townsend was a bit OTT.

Thats a bit dodgy for sure.

 

[dixiesdisciple]

 

[Bulgarian toffee]

No one ever spelt Bilyaditniovs name right.
Ever .

I did.
No problem for me