Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Lapeno77]

I bet if you add up the career goals of every team/squad, we would be bottom by a distance.

Rondon, historically top goal scorer in the squad followed by Dele?

 

[T LEAFE]

Do all the darts have flights on them?

No

 

[Simon Buttle]

#FreeBroja

Might see some movement soon then

 

[Dr Tobias]

Might see some movement soon then

Yep. Expect Everton in advanced talks with Michy Batshuayi any minute now?

 

[nsno-chris]

You would think we had brought in Desperate Dan and Corky the Cat, they way people are talking.

Can they play up front?

 

[maccavennie]

Yep. Expect Everton in advanced talks with Michy Batshuayi any minute now?

I'd take a Mitsubishi nevermind a Michy Batshuayi atm, just so it looks like the clowns running the club were actually actively doing something.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Yep. Expect Everton in advanced talks with Michy Batshuayi any minute now?

He'd already be here if we wanted him. It's Broja who'll we'll be after. I'd like to see Che Adams in too after seeing him at the weekend.

 

[micknick]

Is Broja injured?

 

[Drico]

Yep. Expect Everton in advanced talks with Michy Batshuayi any minute now?

Hold on, you're setting the bar way too high. It's Kerry Dixon we are talking to.

 

[Dr Tobias]

I'd take a Mitsubishi nevermind a Michy Batshuayi atm, just so it looks like the clowns running the club were actually actively doing something.

And so the plan of BK etc. plays out once more in a transfer window, take us to the point of desperation and the fans will be grateful for anything. Abandon rational thoughts on a new player and accept any no mark.

 

[CalBuckeye_Rob]

He'd already be here if we wanted him. It's Broja who'll we'll be after. I'd like to see Che Adams in too after seeing him at the weekend.

I like Che Adams but I would be surprised if Southampton moves him to a team they figure to battle for survival.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Is Broja injured?

Not yet, he will be when he joins though

 

[Jcr1878]

Is he any good mate? Any idea if Blackburn fans rate him? I've never seen or heard of him before.

I really like him, he joined the Chile national team, changed the name to Brereton Diaz, and just started scoring for fun. 20 goals before December last year I think. Had a tough second half of the season, similar to DCL in second half of 2020/21 season. He can do everything DCL does, and he’s good with the feet too

 

[Jcr1878]

Michy is a better striker than Michelin Man Rondon

 

[Dr Tobias]

Michy is a better striker than Michelin Man Rondon

Maybe fractionally but it's also worth noting that it's not 2015 anymore