Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Jamiednm]

!!CONFIRMED!!: I've got a big ITK source who has said we've finalised a deal for Swedish forward Per-Paul Dildøssen. I don't know much about him but my source says he's a big, athletic playmaker who should give us a lot more attacking penetration. Set to be announced to the media in the coming hours.

 

[Mrk]

What's latin for "Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory". That should be our motto.

 

[The Binman]

Branthwaite anyone...

 

[peteblue]

I expect the board to make a cheeky £15M bid for Erling Haaland…then say well we tried…….

 

[Mashtray]

Welcome to Everton Bruno

Could do with another midfielder

Will have to get inline behind iwobinho

 

[Rich1878]

!!CONFIRMED!!: I've got a big ITK source who has said we've finalised a deal for Swedish forward Per-Paul Dildøssen. I don't know much about him but my source says he's a big, athletic playmaker who should give us a lot more attacking penetration. Set to be announced to the media in the coming hours.

Dildo !?

 

[Bluemersey]

Come on Thelwell give us a chance of staying up and get us more attacking power, please ????????

 

[Gooner66789]

Branthwaite anyone...

Would be a decent shout for you guys , he doesn't need the money either, lowball him with £2.50 a week, the guy already has made £200-300m from real estate

 

[blueblue]

I disagree. Anyone believing he's been great in the past are delusional. Even at his best he had to have EVERY player in the team pumping crosses into him and we were so predictable.

He's had one good season and now he's got a lot of issues and will never get back to being a half decent player.

We needed to replace Richarlison to make this season work...replace him with quality.

Absolutely Wrong Dave.... again.

 

[dixiesdisciple]

If Forest go down, 90% of those players are leaving

Not if they can’t get the same wages elsewhere.. that’s where the problems begin when they can’t afford to pay them all. They’ve massively rolled the dice.

 

[trueblue84]

!!CONFIRMED!!: I've got a big ITK source who has said we've finalised a deal for Swedish forward Per-Paul Dildøssen. I don't know much about him but my source says he's a big, athletic playmaker who should give us a lot more attacking penetration. Set to be announced to the media in the coming hours.

Someone been in Alan myers' ear?

 

[thorney33]

If we don’t sign a striker today we have to be odds on for relegation.

DCL will spend most of the season injured and Maupay won’t be enough.

Absolute madness.

 

[Jamiednm]

What's latin for "Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory". That should be our motto.

I think it's 'Nil Satis Nisi Optimum'.

 

[Manx Blue]

"Judge us at the end of the window"

"Not 4pm on deadline day you ungrateful swines" Farhad later added.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

!!CONFIRMED!!: I've got a big ITK source who has said we've finalised a deal for Swedish forward Per-Paul Dildøssen. I don't know much about him but my source says he's a big, athletic playmaker who should give us a lot more attacking penetration. Set to be announced to the media in the coming hours.

Thanks...cannot wait to see this dildo guy; sounds awesome...

Which team does he play for in Sweden?