Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Milkman]

Nothing is happening until Tofeenut has descended from his mountaintop and spunked his latest Everton transfer nugget all over us, his devoted followers

 

[billyblue80]

Spurs just signed him???

Sorry Pulisic

 

[jazzy]

I thought doing any business with Russian sides was a no go?

it should be

 

[Toffeeslam]

I could see someone like Batman or Perisic if not Broja

Perisic plays for spurs mate

Pulisic maybe ?

 

[billyblue80]

Nothing is happening until Tofeenut has descended from his mountaintop and spunked his latest Everton transfer nugget all over us, his devoted followers

Strolls in puts his nuts on the GOT table and says medical booked in for a player none of us have never heard of

 

[toffee-boy]

Frank's gone down to London to speak to Chelsea to see what can be done in the final hours....


I should tweet that and people would believe it ?

 

[Bluemersey]

Think of the smiles on their faces though.




And how drunk you’ll be.




And the fact it’ll just be a few days until the transfer window opens and we get to do this all again!

Depending on we're the club is I might stay drunk throughout

 

[BluePaul86]

Wouldn't dream of saying you've made something up, but where's he said this? Can't find anything.

It was Matt Jones, who I thought worked for the The Athletic alongside Boyland + O'Keefe.

 

[jazzy]

….full international, so not sure about the permit.

There was a window where FIFA were allowing foreign players based in Russia to leave without obligation on their contract. Suspect something similar is in place so it could be a free transfer.

ah on a free transfer , thats ok.

don't give the Russians a penny

 

[Melchizedek]

Nothing is happening until Tofeenut has descended from his mountaintop and spunked his latest Everton transfer nugget all over us, his devoted followers

On my knees as we speak

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Frank's gone down to London to speak to Chelsea to see what can be done in the final hours....


I should tweet that and people would believe it ?

Don't forget to put a blue dot at the end of the tweet!

 

[Melchizedek]

 

[Glasshalffull]

You and I should be friends.

Ho, ho, ho!!!!!

 

[JLW]

?

??

 

[BluePaul86]

Gomes is a loan deal.