Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Noisy noise annoys]

None of the things I predicted didn't happen.

Relegation last season?
Signing a forward this summer?
Probably a good few more

 

[Librarian]

any sign of the Cork goalie????

Bobbing up and down in the Irish sea

 

[MikeH72]

At least it means no more of those utterly horrific photos she posted of herself. Phew. I never knew if people were just pretending to be impressed by her or just have hideously low standards.

Hahahahaha I completely agree.

COME ON KEVIN SORT THIS OUT

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Also when we qualified for the Champions League (qualifiers) in 2005 didn’t we win 11 games 1-0. It was something stupid like that

Quite probably

 

[malcson]

Would have liked another forward or winger but this windows signings for me show that we are done with overpaying for overhyped players and instead getting a decent blend of youth and experience and players with good attitude.

 

[Librarian]

We’ve ballsed it up, haven’t we?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Always thought he’d been. Banned? Was he not?

Moot, as he’s @chicoazul anyway.

Anyway, how about those transfers?? Garner announced soon I hope.

We are really evertoning the garner announcement

 

[ToffeeTim]

Relegation last season?
Signing a forward this summer?
Probably a good few more

I didnt say we would go down last year. I said we would be in a relegation battle, which we were

I think we will be in another relegation battle.

I said we would not adequately replace Richarlison. And we have not.

I said we would be utterly toothless this season. Which we are.

FWIW I think we will scrape our way to safety in 16th or 17th again. But it will go to may again.

 

[d34noj]

At least it means no more of those utterly horrific photos she posted of herself. Phew. I never knew if people were just pretending to be impressed by her or just have hideously low standards.

Shut it. Sass is lovely.

 

[MikeH72]

Relegation last season?
Signing a forward this summer?
Probably a good few more

To be fair he predicted we’d be in a relegation battle last season and was shouted down as a bedwetter and he was right.

 

[Wizard]

Can you show me some?

Carlos?

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

We are really evertoning the garner announcement

I think PL clubs have an inside competition to see who can have the last transfer reveal of the window.

Knowing our luck the office clock will stop and we’ll end up registering him too late to play before Jan.

 

[blulouie]

We’ve ballsed it up, haven’t we?

Yes

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

To be fair he predicted we’d be in a relegation battle last season and was shouted down as a bedwetter and he was right.

Not mutually exclusive, them things, though

 

[carolinablue232]

We’ve ballsed it up, haven’t we?

Which part?