Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Vintage]

Who is it ?

Anthony Gordon and some fan in an adidas top

 

[Vintage]

And of course one of Armstrong’s only PL goals was against us

And on his debut too I think

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

With Garnish, all front 6 score
Dominic Calvert-Lewin 15
Gordon 9
Maupay 7
Garner 5
Iwobi 4
Onana 3

Okay may take a couple of seasons, but I'm going ride on that fantasy in the twilight of the window

In my fantasy DCL gets 23

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Game tonight = nothing happening.

Gana today...

 

[Nyhus]

With Garnish, all front 6 score
Gordon 9

Not a chance, mate.

 

[FellisElbow]

Scorchio

Eth ethetheth, eth ee etheth eth eth........Chris Waddle

 

[Aries]

It's ARE FFS.

Any need to be such a petty bellend? So what if they’re not grammatically spot on all of the time. They provide an excellent service to Evertonians and work hard collecting all information from Transfers to general stuff about the club throughout the day so people like me who don’t have much spare time can keep up to date on things so wind your neck in ffs.

 

[Tree13]

Any need to be such a petty bellend? So what if they’re not grammatically spot on all of the time. They provide an excellent service to Evertonians and work hard collecting all information from Transfers to general stuff about the club throughout the day so people like me who don’t have much spare time can keep up to date on things so wind your neck in ffs.

Calm down pal. Spelling and grammar matter.

You wouldn't encourage your kids to throw a hissy fit when a teacher corrects their spelling or grammar, would you?

Anyway, back to transfers:

Hoping to see Kudus and Pereira in on loan, along with Gana finally arriving.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Any need to be such a petty bellend? So what if they’re not grammatically spot on all of the time. They provide an excellent service to Evertonians and work hard collecting all information from Transfers to general stuff about the club throughout the day so people like me who don’t have much spare time can keep up to date on things so wind your neck in ffs.

Talking about winding necks in. Just saying like.

Everyone just needs to take a chill pill. Deep breaths. Go and put the kettle on or pour yourself a G&T if you prefer.

I think it's going to be a long 3 days guys. Cut out the angst and put a YouTube video of Natalie Sawyer on and you'll enjoy it a lot more.

Peace.

 

[bluestevon]

Talking about winding necks in. Just saying like.

Everyone just needs to take a chill pill. Deep breaths. Go and put the kettle on or pour yourself a G&T if you prefer.

I think it's going to be a long 3 days guys. Cut out the angst and put a YouTube video of Natalie Sawyer on and you'll enjoy it a lot more.

Peace.

Rather put Tom Sawyer on by Rush.

Anyway sign someone Everton.

But not those ones they're crap, sign some good ones instead

 

[Mr Happy]

Any need to be such a petty bellend? So what if they’re not grammatically spot on all of the time. They provide an excellent service to Evertonians and work hard collecting all information from Transfers to general stuff about the club throughout the day so people like me who don’t have much spare time can keep up to date on things so wind your neck in ffs.

No capitalised T for transfers.

Potential comma after "things", before "so".

Good effort though!

 

[Moomin]

I get Adam Armstrong vibes

The Rovers fans think Diaz is a level below Adam Armstrong.

 

[Chrismac]

With Garnish, all front 6 score
Dominic Calvert-Lewin 15
Gordon 9
Maupay 7
Garner 5
Iwobi 4
Onana 3

Okay may take a couple of seasons, but I'm going ride on that fantasy in the twilight of the window

You've left out
Gray 5
Doucs 3
Keane 3
Coady 2
Tarks 2
Andros the Giant 2
Holgate 1
Myko 1
OG 2

We dont need Doms goals, we're covered!!

 

[MikeH72]

The Rovers fans think Diaz is a level below Adam Armstrong.

I thought he was a big bustling Brexit target man centre forward for ages, only to discover in recent weeks that he’s a slug of a winger who can’t head a ball and now I’m questioning everything in life.

 

[toffee-boy]

Rather put Tom Sawyer on by Rush.

Anyway sign someone Everton.

But not those ones they're crap, sign some good ones instead

Or Johnny cash - hurt