Everton Summer transfers 2021

[chicoazul]

1000 pages of pure yellow stained sheets.

1290 and counting, not one player signed yet. It’s a sewing circle, Coronation Street for continental footie loving lizards, a passive aggressive Scout off, a a hoven of FIFA noncing hypothetical biffs. Please carry on.

 

[blulouie]

@Johnnytotal utterly pissing all over @Theoneandonly its what makes this thread Gold.

 

[Simon Buttle]

1290 and counting, not one player signed yet. It’s a sewing circle, Coronation Street for continental footie loving lizards, a passive aggressive Scout off, a a hoven of FIFA noncing hypothetical biffs. Please carry on.

Only here for the daily Zat multi quote post

 

[PhilM]

1290 and counting, not one player signed yet. It’s a sewing circle, Coronation Street for continental footie loving lizards, a passive aggressive Scout off, a a hoven of FIFA noncing hypothetical biffs. Please carry on.

"But... but... Colchester United signed him and they won the Champions League, so he must be boss*"

*This is the 2027/28 season on FM after they invested a few quid on the editor, replayed each game they lost and their ma told them to get a life.

 

[chicoazul]

Only here for the daily Zat multi quote post

It’s good value to be fair. Everyone in here really likes players in a way I wish I could get enthused over. It’s just GOT custom to attack things that people get enthused over, except the Wrestling Thread which is a stain on our name.

 

[chicoazul]

"But... but... Colchester United signed him and they won the Champions League, so he must be boss*"

*This is the 2027/28 season on FM after they invested a few quid on the editor, replayed each game they lost and their ma told them to get a life.

New rules- the transfer thread opens only for the transfer windows. Thus sending the Opta teds back to murky YouTube comments and touching themselves over questionable aged young girls with brightly coloured hair dressing up as a cartoon animals.

 

[vintage-toffees]

Keeping the money under the mattress for mancini to spend next summer

 

[Stephenlloyd]

This fella stinks of being a wannabe Esk

Yes there’s a guy called Ben wynstanley on Twitter or something like that, he’s one of new breed does a podcast and thinks he’s important

anyway he tweeted that this bobble fella, Baz from toffee TV and the esk have all said we’re skint, so it must be true

 

[PhilM]

New rules- the transfer thread opens only for the transfer windows. Thus sending the Opta teds back to murky YouTube comments and touching themselves over questionable aged young girls boys with brightly coloured hair dressing up as a cartoon animals. who play youth football.

Fixed.

 

[Pob The Pole]

Yes there’s a guy called Ben wynstanley on Twitter or something like that, he’s one of new breed does a podcast and thinks he’s important

anyway he tweeted that this bobble fella, Baz from toffee TV and the esk have all said we’re skint, so it must be true

All internet friends who back each others info to add gravitas when they pretend they are ITK. Or they really are in a position of power. You decided.

 

[chicoazul]

Fixed.

Oh wow.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Great input mate, and makes total sense that "if 2 Colombians are leaving, why would we buy another"

I mean, if Keane and Holgate left, surely we wouldn't want another English defender. Or if 2 midfielders left, it would be crazy to replace them with....a midfielder wouldn't it!

Exactly what I thought

I’m still confused how we managed to sign Gary speed after southall left

 

[chicoazul]

For the purposes of fairness. I do get pretty good intel on Everton that turns out more than often true. I don’t post it on Everton online because it’s from someone I’m very fond of and it’s told to me in trust. I’m noticing that El Bobble gets very similar info to me. He comes across a nice sort on twitter so I wouldn’t be inclined to knock him down so easy you horrors.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Yes there’s a guy called Ben wynstanley on Twitter or something like that, he’s one of new breed does a podcast and thinks he’s important

anyway he tweeted that this bobble fella, Baz from toffee TV and the esk have all said we’re skint, so it must be true

We'll spend money just not vast amounts you feel. The club will know the USM naming rights will be in pay soon and will likely factor that in but they'll also know they need to keep trimming the wage bill.

I imagine once one of Kean/Benard goes you'll see some movement.

 

[Saint Domingo]

This fella stinks of being a wannabe Esk

He’s saying that Siggurdson is up for sale though so I am therefore hanging on his every word and taking it as facht.