Everton Summer transfers 2021

[toffeeblue9]

I'd try to sign Barkley, drag it out, promise him we'll make it happen then pull out at the literal last minute on deadline day

 

[mightymoyes]

Yet we took Rooney back with open arms......................and he is a terrible human being!

did we? plenty werent happy with that

 

[moyeslovechild]

@moyeslovechild Played 46 times if you count cup and European games. Not sure where you got 15 from

Yer mate, that's why I was laughing.... gotta love when someone tries to correct you and is completely wrong

 

[Milkman]

Would take Danny Drinkwater on a big money long term contract.

 

[RomanReigns]

unlucky rat

back to the sewers where you belong

 

[blueconverse]

Kenwright is already on the phone to Barkley isnt he?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Would take Danny Drinkwater on a big money long term contract.

HI Marcel.
How's the golf today?

 

[LocalNative]

Not arsed, i'd have Barkley on a cheap loan easy

 

[Carloblues]

Lingard is Turbo.

bloke has had a handful of good games in a 10 year career add to that he’s a absolute weapon.
Avoid like the plague, terrible

This pretty much.

Weapon isn't a strong enough word to describe him either.

 

[allen]

Kenwright is already on the phone to Barkley isnt he?

The sooner he fulfils his destiny of getting relegated with Newcastle, the sooner we can forget about him.

 

[blueconverse]

The sooner he fulfils his destiny of getting relegated with Newcastle, the sooner we can forget about him.

Be hilarious that but while we are skint I would be tempted by a loan to be a squad player to see if he could recapture his early form for us. It would be a worth a loan just to say "No ta Rossy" at the end of it

 

[mahermi1]

I'd try to sign Barkley, drag it out, promise him we'll make it happen then pull out at the literal last minute on deadline day

we have a winner.

 

[tommytowne]

Barkley, Benitez and ???????.
They say good things happen in threes, who do you suggest will make up the triple whammy?

 

[Toffeelover]

Not arsed, i'd have Barkley on a cheap loan easy

Think Tuchel just wants rid full stop not loans for any of them.

 

[Paul Rideout]

The Boardroom Transfer Actions Zoom Conference Call, July 9th 2021

Blue Bill: 'Marcel, don't sign anyone until the lest seconds of the window, and we can put the wage money saved with all the Arteta money in my secret stash. How many do we need?'

Marcel (Playing Golf): 'Fore!!!'

Blue Bill: 'right yes, lets go with that plan then' (thinks hes hung up the call) 'I'll be able to run another season of Jersey Boys... oh sh' (hangs up)

Moshiri (almost ineligible mumbling): 'Hollywood.... Manager.... Want ... Hollywood... Manager...mraaaaaawwwn'