Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[marnie]

Does it matter, then? Have you not better things too do?

It's to do... not too......... Yer tit.

 

[Nymzee]

We've had ERTON added to our name.

That was absolutely dreadful mate.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Does it matter, then? Have you not better things too do?

If you can call watching Wales 'better things to do.'

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Koeman wants a 'deep lying playmaker' by the sounds of things.
I hate modern football jive.
Welcome Witsel.

Leaving Barkley ahead of him then you think? A number 10 playmaker if you will.

 

[Onwards Evertonians]

That was absolutely dreadful mate.

So is calling us Everton to be fair, wool behaviour I'd expect only of kopites.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

He's like derren brown. People think he's giving loads of inside information when all he's doing is giving us educated guesses.

Football is like any other business, some deals can collapse at the last minute, others go through like a sweet. What is true today could be incorrect tomorrow.

 

[Nymzee]

So is calling us Everton to be fair, wool behaviour I'd expect only of kopites.

You sir need to get a grip.

 

[everton2004]

What it's like reading this thread......

 

[People75]

It's to do... not too......... Yer tit.

Ohh, one more member from the bully gang.
Keeping things tight here on the GOT.
Sorry dude, you don't intimidate me. You rather seem a little uptight, for my liking.
But keep it up guys, you are a dinasours from a time long gone.

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

HAPPY NOW? HAPPY NOW YOU FUDETARDS??

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

 

[TrixyStevens]

Leaving Barkley ahead of him then you think? A number 10 playmaker if you will.

I could see Witsel coming in for Barry/McCarthy with Barkley as the no 10. I know very little about Witsel if I'm honest. Going to have a look at him now!

 

[Onwards Evertonians]

You sir need to get a grip.

I've never heard anyone in this city call us that, it's embarrassing and I'd expect better of Evertonians, that's one of the biggest defining factors between us and them, our fanbase doesn't stoop to such levels of wool behaviour and I was hoping that would always be the case.

 

[Nymzee]

Does this signing mean we can take Kev off 24 hour surveillance now?

 

[Nymzee]

I've never heard anyone in this city call us that, it's embarrassing and I'd expect better of Evertonians, that's one of the biggest defining factors between us and them, our fanbase doesn't stoop to such levels of wool behaviour and I was hoping that would always be the case.

Firstly - I live in Cumbria so irrelevant.
Secondly - To think I'm a kopite because I shortened Everton to Ev is just amusing. Not sure what kind of high brow supporter you're meant to be.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Does this signing mean we can take Kev off 24 hour surveillance now?

No mate, all about Witsel and us being outdone by Napoli