Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bungle]

Sins of the flesh my son, tut tut!

Apologies for my potty mouth sir xx

 

[Goat]

You know me mate, always reluctant to share this sort of stuff, should really have kept it to that PM.

Anyhow off out, have a good evening lads.

When it breaks, its gonna be huge.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Apologies for my potty mouth sir xx

Go in peace my child, your sins are forgiven.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

When it breaks, its gonna be huge.

stop it, just STOP IT


NURSE,,,,,, NUUURSE!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Big bid incoming, wow.

Stones to City?

 

[Neiziro]

£45m bid for Stones from Man City. Club set to accept it.

 

[maccavennie]

Stones to City?

that's right Lou, Stoke bloody City he's off to in a part ex with Glenn Whelan coming the other way.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I've got some lol inside info. The source is GREAT. I'm not in the know but this needs sharing just in case.

Apparently lukaku has been trying to steam into my mother in law's best friend's daughter (lol). She's a model and lives in Orpington. She was apparently having non of it and made the point that he lives in the north west and he told her he's moving to London and going to chelsea. This was 3 weeks ago so I think before Koeman.

Anyway, getting 'inside info' from my mother in law made me laugh so I had to share.

No wonder. I bet he sluggishly wandered over to her, stuck his hands in the air then put his head in his hands in disbelief after tripping himself up

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

stones or lukaku tho?

Bungle said 'huge' profit mate.

 

[everton2004]

£45m bid for Stones from Man City. Club set to accept it.

Straight into the Bale fund

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

Lukakus brother playin like oviedo here

What you mean injured?

 

[Jags]

You know me mate, always reluctant to share this sort of stuff, should really have kept it to that PM.

Anyhow off out, have a good evening lads.

good night god bless

 

[mill]

No wonder. I bet he sluggishly wandered over to her, stuck his hands in the air then put his head in his hands in disbelief after tripping himself up

Haha.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

I've got some lol inside info. The source is GREAT. I'm not in the know but this needs sharing just in case.

Apparently lukaku has been trying to steam into my mother in law's best friend's daughter (lol). She's a model and lives in Orpington. She was apparently having non of it and made the point that he lives in the north west and he told her he's moving to London and going to chelsea. This was 3 weeks ago so I think before Koeman.

Anyway, getting 'inside info' from my mother in law made me laugh so I had to share.

That information is a bit too much inside if you know what I mean.

 

[mill]

That information is a bit too much inside if you know what I mean.

Apparently not.

He's sounds full on try hard like. Telling her he wants 5 kids with her and all kinds.