Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[jrj]

Would prefer Stefano Sturaro (Italian CM, #14) or Josh Kimmich (German RB, #21) - both in their early 20s, whereas Parolo is 31.

Kimmich starts games for Bayern

 

[eurosrees]

Pelle is sh*te. People actually want him over Shane Long

He has a beautiful name and a beautiful face, that goes a long way.

 

[TheFinnFan]

IT'S ON

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I will be so happy if we sign Juan Mata! Always admired him as a player. Great addition to any team....Hopefully ours <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EFC?src=hash">#EFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JuanMata?src=hash">#JuanMata</a></p>&mdash; Jennifer Jewell (@JenniferJewellx) <a href="">July 2, 2016</a></blockquote>

Nice tits

 

[everton2004]

IT'S ON

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I will be so happy if we sign Juan Mata! Always admired him as a player. Great addition to any team....Hopefully ours <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EFC?src=hash">#EFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JuanMata?src=hash">#JuanMata</a></p>&mdash; Jennifer Jewell (@JenniferJewellx) <a href="">July 2, 2016</a></blockquote>

Very easy on the eye for an ITK

 

[lancs blue]

IT'S ON

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I will be so happy if we sign Juan Mata! Always admired him as a player. Great addition to any team....Hopefully ours <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EFC?src=hash">#EFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JuanMata?src=hash">#JuanMata</a></p>&mdash; Jennifer Jewell (@JenniferJewellx) <a href="">July 2, 2016</a></blockquote>

Get her as physio pronto. Wasted alongside Ian Snodin

 

[marnie]

She's trying to soften the blow for Stones going to City........ she works there now.

 

[DanB90]

IT'S ON

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I will be so happy if we sign Juan Mata! Always admired him as a player. Great addition to any team....Hopefully ours <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/EFC?src=hash">#EFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JuanMata?src=hash">#JuanMata</a></p>&mdash; Jennifer Jewell (@JenniferJewellx) <a href="">July 2, 2016</a></blockquote>

Something something, two up top.

 

[Tree13]

Kimmich starts games for Bayern

Indeed he does. Sometimes at CB, sometimes at DM. Every so often at RB too.

But Bayern have just bought Mats Hummels for £26m, and they already have Boating and Javi Martinez at CB. They also have Alonso, Vidal and Thiago in CM, but they just spent £26m on Renato Sanches from Benfica.

I'd at least make an enquiry.

 

[Professor Toffee]

And? He doesn't deal with transfers, it's Woodward. He's spineless.

Sash the Ruski will bend him backwards and get him for a good price.

I'm sure Mourinho insists on his opinion being taken into consideration!

 

[Connor]

I'm sure Mourinho insists on his opinion being taken into consideration!

Of course, but Jose didn't want him at Chelsea, he'll say let him go

Sash the Ruski will dictate the price, that's the only answer. They all answer to Sash now

 

[Tree13]

Simply won't happen, but I'd love to have Bonucci in as a replacement for Jagielka.

 

[everton2004]

Nobody says "no" to Sasha......Everton's enforcer.....

 

[TheFinnFan]

Cant get Jennifers tits out off me mind

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Rumours on TEF we've made inquires for Lewendowski... Unlikely to come off this season but a real sign of the quality of player we're after.

 

[EFCPaul]

He has a beautiful name and a beautiful face, that goes a long way.

And I bet he smells great as well.