Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[efcjames]

Well we don't want anyone out of the Italy/Germany squad then.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Have you read his book, including about how he left school at 15 to become a monk? A hilarious read, including the origins of the phrase, once bitten twice shy, not for a public forum though!

Has lived for about 30 years in the Kent countryside between Maidstone and Ashford, in a converted tower house next to a church. For about the past 20 years he has had his gravestone all made out, stored in the house.

lollollol

 

[Connor]

Soccer Rumours Del @Darth Vader.

It's literally a rumour generator site.

Reports have surfaced that Mirallas may be on his way to Swansea after the Everton midfielder starting following the club on Twitter.
- See more at: http://soccer-rumours.com/?story=20&buying=4&selling=8&player=4#sthash.Vg3injkW.dpuf

He's not on Twitter.

 

[Darth Vader]

Soccer Rumours Del @Darth Vader.

It's literally a rumour generator site.



He's not on Twitter.

Ok sound

 

[thomferguson1892]

Thomas Muller sign him up Moshiri

 

[matty1878]

You utter heathen.. Have you even been the Liverpool museum? It's superb!!!

Na it's crap mate.

 

[matty1878]

Screw it :

Buffon
Coleman - Jags - Bonucci - Baines
Besic
Barkley - Mata
Muller
Lowandowski - Janssen​

Ha ha

 

[Colemanesque]

And that, you mongrels, is why Shane Long > Pelle

People want Pelle over Long cus he has a fancy name and hairstyle

 

[Deleted member 24970]

People truly believe we have enquired about Lewandowski lol im just about getting my head around Juan Mata even being mentioned in the same tweet as Everton

 

[Jags..class]

Well we don't want anyone out of the Italy/Germany squad then.

 

[Phenom]

And that, you mongrels, is why Shane Long > Pelle

People want Pelle over Long cus he has a fancy name and hairstyle

You forgot his beautiful face.

 

[sageyefc]

And that, you mongrels, is why Shane Long > Pelle

People want Pelle over Long cus he has a fancy name and hairstyle

More the fact he scores more than Irish Naismith

 

[Tree13]

Well we don't want anyone out of the Italy/Germany squad then.

Apart from Neuer, Hummels, Howedes, Kimmich, Kroos, Draxler, Bonucci and Sturaro.

 

[FTY]

And that, you mongrels, is why Shane Long > Pelle

People want Pelle over Long cus he has a fancy name and hairstyle

Change your avatar if you want people to think your posts aren't biased

 

[ijjysmith]

And that, you mongrels, is why Shane Long > Pelle

People want Pelle over Long cus he has a fancy name and hairstyle

Most people don't want either of them. I thought we'd covered this.