Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[MichiganToffee-NSNO]

I feel like a double signing announcement is imminent for Mata and Witsel... I say we have an announcement by the end of the weekend and if I'm wrong I'll eat a pickled beet chip... And I hate pickled beet chips

 

[evo1878]

While Newcastle are in the process of buying Barkley maybe I could flog them this as well ....

D'ye have the legs to go with it?

 

[danny=)]

How much for the pair?

D'ye have the legs to go with it?

Sorry guys, the dog ran off with it. I would be angry that he cost me a sale but hes more mobile than Kone so I cant complain. Sign him up Koeman

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Barkley's going to Newcastle mate. Can't believe it.

Strikes me as the sort who would love a good night out in Newcastle to be fair, no surprise

 

[Abertonian]

Oh dear Newcastle. Is that what relegation does to your sanity?

Talking about attracting Barkley while McGeady is your level of player.

Be delighted if it was all a mix up and they really want McGeady. They might be in the market for a winger with Townsend away.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Be delighted if it was all a mix up and they really want McGeady. They might be in the market for a winger with Townsend away.

£12m for McGeady. If there's one club in world football stupid enough for that, we've got the right party on the line right now.

 

[Kev The Rat]

TPTB preventing us from rising 'above our station' and making signings.

 

[Chipshill]

@The Esk do you think we're heading towards a double announcement this week or two separate, yet close together ones?

Would be beautiful if it happened. The rest of the league and world media wouldn't know what to say.

 

[everton2004]

Bahahaha

 

[navidson]

I wish I could turn off the internet and just see the teamsheet on opening day - Like an expectant child on Christmas morning

Unfortunately I just can't stop from looking - It's like touching a loose tooth with your tongue, you know you shouldn't do it, and it isn't good for you - but I just can't help myself.

 

[everton2004]

I wish I could turn off the internet and just see the teamsheet on opening day

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

We won't sign Mata or Witsel. Moshiri's throwing around a few phantom bids to make it look like we tried the utter fraud.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Our top signing here Kanu not having a great game

 

[everton2004]

Our possible new GK didn't really stand a chance with either goal really.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Bet we announce a 17 year old signing from Shrewsbury tomorrow morning and the Twitter virgins have a melt off saying " announce Mata"


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