Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

Steve Davis - Yello!
Here's the thing I don't usually frame my arguments around sports metaphors and I hate to take a side and appear to be in the club's pocket but we do need a new number 8 ball playing type to help us sink the reds which would leave me tickled pink. The current pool of players should not need a rest or a break after the Euro's and should take a cue from Mccarthy and his tireless running which I chalk up to his red hair. Of course Ross has kind of Brown hair which must make him blue but leave Rooney Green with envy - BTW are we the only EPL team without a Black midfielder? We should start the season like shooting out of a Cannon Baized on our current talented squad let alone new players and leave the opposition snookered. Of course our transfers may still be dominated by Bill, yards better then most chairmen!

Easy pink or tricky brown?

 

[Zatara]

2 signings yesterday :
My beautiful children were born, my son Phil, is named after my sporting hero Jags and they are definitely chosen :
Born 18.7.2016 (from the year 2016 we take the 2 and 6 together =8)
=1878
I'm feeling so proud. Sorry mods for off topic, but now it 's your turn Everton!

Priceless !! Congratulations!!

 

[everton2004]

Interesting.......

 

[JammyP]

How long before we chalk up our first big signing?

Going to look in again at page 3000, just in case....

 

[when i score we riot]

Welp, at least Funes has had a crazy summer.

 

[Gerbs]

If only there was some place I could log onto when I am bored at work to find rumors/leads on who Everton was after.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Wayne Bridge anyone?

We should burn that Bridge immediately. Don't want that Kevin Spacey lookalike tit anywhere near the wives...

 

[Pabbers]

2 signings yesterday :
My beautiful children were born, my son Phil, is named after my sporting hero Jags and they are definitely chosen :
Born 18.7.2016 (from the year 2016 we take the 2 and 6 together =8)
=1878
I'm feeling so proud. Sorry mods for off topic, but now it 's your turn Everton!

Congrats mate, made up for you!

 

[granter79]

I think we all need a mini break from this thread.

get yourself banned for few days, Best thing I ever did

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Just opened up a wispa in my car that I forgot about ...the state of it reminded me of this thread.....yes I did lick the wrapper

 

[Milk]

Unless I am very much mistaken ....... but isn't that DJ Thunderpants (or something like)?

 

[Eggs]

...hopefully we might have a bit of momentum if my information is right that Walsh is about to start work with us.

 

[Angle c]

Can we give it a big break with the puns please.

Calm down, it's only a game.....show!

 

[gaz1976]

Snooker loopy nuts are we

 

[riddick]

If only there was some place I could log onto when I am bored at work to find rumors/leads on who Everton was after.

There is. It's here. It's just that Europe is still in an uncertain phase after the Treaty of Versailles so no signings today.