Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[bluestevon]

Looking forward to lots of stories with us being referred to as the nut brittle's again or something

Butterscotches i think it was mate lol

 

[bluestevon]

Need @bluestevon to give us a translation guide. Not that I know the difference between Ruskie and Ukrainian, but here are my guesses

Ярмы or Ярмз = Yarmz?
шутз or подз = bantz?

Also, worth memorizing this: отримати Джо на!

Russian and Ukrainian are close enough to each other that you can make out what their saying but lose a bit of the flow and sometimes any subtle things in whats being said mate

 

[EddyKent]

Yarmolenko is going to be the new Bilyaletdinov. I'm going FORRA WALK if that happens.

 

[ijjysmith]

Russian and Ukrainian are close enough to each other that you can make out what their saying but lose a bit of the flow and sometimes any subtle things in whats being said mate

WOWski

 

[bluestevon]

Yarmolenko is going to be the new Bilyaletdinov. I'm going FORRA WALK if that happens.

Nah Billy had never been dominant even in the Russian leagues mate, was decent their but was a shock when he got a big move abroad ahead of others

 

[bluestevon]

WOWski

lol mate, all the crap going around nowadays aside then Kiev used to be the capital of Russia i seem to remember

Also Yarms was actually born in Russia like loads of Ukrainians ;p

 

[EddyKent]

Nah Billy had never been dominant even in the Russian leagues mate, was decent their but was a shock when he got a big move abroad ahead of others

I miss our Bily too. Proper weird signing, caught me by surprise like.

 

[blue61]

Yarmolenko is going to be the new Bilyaletdinov. I'm going FORRA WALK if that happens.

Unlike Billy. he might get to play behind the striker surely?

 

[bluestevon]

I miss our Bily too. Proper weird signing, caught me by surprise like.

Coming into the current league in the right set up he may have had a chance, but then again after he left us he has been a total failiure back here as well, shattered confidence and the wrong move for the player wrecked him really, physically wasn't cut out for either a Moyes team ro a more physical league that the premiership was back then. Yarmolenko is big, strong and can handle himself as well as he often gets lumps kicked out of him in domestic games

 

[Garrick]

lol mate, all the crap going around nowadays aside then Kiev used to be the capital of Russia i seem to remember

Also Yarms was actually born in Russia like loads of Ukrainians ;p

 

[JoshBarkley7]

Shelvey has officially moved to Newcastle. Glad we dodged that bullet.

And why are we suddenly discussing Soviet politics?

 

[ijjysmith]

Is Yarmo's plane on there somewhere?

 

[ijjysmith]

Shelvey has officially moved to Newcastle. Glad we dodged that bullet.

Not that hard to dodge a bullet that wasn't fired at you mate.

 

[Garrick]

Is Yarmo's plane on there somewhere?

I don't contribute to transfer threads mate, I'm only here to derail.

In this case for a brief window into Eastern European history.

 

[ijjysmith]

I don't contribute to transfer threads mate, I'm only here to derail.

In this case for a brief window into Eastern European history.

Yeah...but is it?