Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[mutley]

Cash is king.

It's all done by debit card now.

 

[Goat]

Dunno mate. Seems a lot mind.

We will make a lot of profit on young John.

I think his value in the accounts, sits at around 1.5m, give or take a few pennies, so thats a fat profit we are looking at on the boy.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Dear Everton,

Should I expect any more signings this transfer window?

Kind Regards,

@SerenityNigh

 

[Goat]

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

I do not fight with Friends, we are just doing the banters.

 

[bluestevon]

Ahh. I see. Knew the/a Stones sale was important re wages, just not that big an increase.

Aye mate it's a massive ammount it will allow us to raise them by

 

[bizzaro]

We will make a lot of profit on young John.

I think his value in the accounts, sits at around 1.5m, give or take a few pennies, so thats a fat profit we are looking at on the boy.

Its only a profit if you don't spend it subsequently on wages or transfer fees Goat.

(q.v. Ashley Williams alerts I've raised).

@The Esk made this very clear. What it does is allows us to get around STTC very easily. As its counted as non-broadcast revenue.

 

[Goat]

Dear Everton,

Should I expect any more signings this transfer window?

Kind Regards,

@SerenityNigh

Dear Murica,

HELL YEAH

*shoots passing black man

Kind Regards,

Everton

 

[bizzaro]

Dear Murica,

HELL YEAH

*shoots passing black man

Kind Regards,

Everton

 

[roydo]

Dear Everton,

Should I expect any more signings this transfer window?

Kind Regards,

@SerenityNigh

Dear Mrs Nigh,

Stop fretting.

Love Eberton.

 

[RomanReigns]

I don't see other teams making many signings either unless I've missed them, how many have Spurs, Arse, West Ham, Soton signed?, not many as far as I've seen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37008431

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36992750

according to this: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/west-ham/transfers/verein/379/saison_id/2016

ayew would be their 6th first team signing after lanzini, feghouli, masuaku, tore and nordveit

 

[Goat]

Its only a profit if you don't spend it subsequently on wages or transfer fees Goat.

(q.v. Ashley Williams alerts I've raised).

@The Esk made this very clear. What it does is allows us to get around STTC very easily. As its counted as non-broadcast revenue.

Stop chatting utter truffles Damo.

Its an accounting profit, not a year end profit.

Pipeth.

 

[roydo]

Dear Murica,

HELL YEAH

*shoots passing black man

Kind Regards,

Everton

Shouldnt laugh, but did.

 

[Connor]

Dear Everton,

Should I expect any more signings this transfer window?

Kind Regards,

@SerenityNigh

To Mr Nigh,

Maybe but also maybe not. It's quite likely that there is but it's plausible there is not.

Regards,
CB.

 

[bizzaro]

Stop chatting utter truffles Damo.

Its an accounting profit, not a year end profit.

Pipeth.

Whats the difference?

Its an asset sale. Thats what it is. Disposal of an asset to cash.

So pipe your cakehole down.

 

[billyblue80]

What I can't understand is why we hardly ever do much early business, players need time to gel.I understand our financial situation and saving wages but surely some cheaper signings to bed into the squad would help us even as we try to persuade these big names or move others on?! Just smacks of shambles, our preseason is over and we look average.