Everton Transfer Thread 2016

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[Goat]

Guessing you just googled that . There is no way Gabbidon knows this - It's Hart and Isco to him.

Well I knew his name wasnt Isco.

I never knew Joe Hart wasnt actually called Joe Hart tho.

I cant speak for the Gabster.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Surely he must be repeating info he got during the sales pitch to Ashley Williams. One of the way you convince players to come here is you tell them, under the order of strict secrecy, who you plan to add to the squad.

We already heard the Draxler rumors, which probably means we put a bid in for him, but they turned it down, and thats probably where this is coming from.

Wouldn't Gabbidon already know about the Draxler link that was supposedly dismissed though? So why the tweets tonight?

 

[Bally8]

Surely we'd have to get to the back of a long queue for Isco?

I would believe Draxler and Rodriguez's would be longer though.....

Have we got a number 22?

 

[Leeboy]

Guessing you googled it also?

Yup

Knew his name wasn't isco like

 

[Librarian]

well Danny Gabbidon has never lied to me before

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

Says.....

You wouldn't trust the word of an ex player with real connections to current players and staff in the footballing world over randoms on the Internet?

 

[eurosrees]

Bale has probably told him about our lucrative contact offer to Hal Robson-Kanu.

 

[stamullenblue]

Not really getting any good vibes from the hart rumours. Hope we swerve this one

 

[matty1878]

You wouldn't trust the word of an ex player with real connections to current players and staff in the footballing world over randoms on the Internet?

I don't know mate. I mean why would an ex player wanna be being a smarty pants on Twitter?

 

[Neiziro]

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

I've just DM'ed Dion Dublin. Maybe if we can get some more random retired footballers chatting wham, this place may actually explode!

I've texted GEORGE BERRY, had nothing back yet like.

Selfish that.

 

[VaguelyBrown]

I had to look twice at that mate, thought it was a real signing photo then!

But then I noticed that transfer person is not next to him, eyes a-glitter, which tipped me off that it's fake. You rascal.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Well I knew his name wasnt Isco.

I never knew Joe Hart wasnt actually called Joe Hart tho.

I cant speak for the Gabster.

Yup

Knew his name wasn't isco like

I know that but Ronaldinho's name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira - nobody knows him by that name. Same thing with Isco

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Nothing to see here lads.