Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Saint Domingo]

Balotelli. We are getting rid of dead wood not stock piling more. Sky are awful.

I remember when Barkley burst on the scene and they ran loads of stories on why Liverpool should buy him for 15 mill because Carrala said so. Will have been one of their numerous southern kopite journalists bored in work thinking 'let's wind a few Evertonians up and make it look like they want our dead wood'

 

[Bungle]

Is there a way to put on these lovely gifs everytime a bed wetter posts negativity on this thread?
It would make coming on here so much more pleasurable! (no pun intended)

Not sure the moderators will go for it but I shall start negotiations.

 

[Troubador]

Balotelli??? If there is a god,....... Please, just no.

Saw the Sky Bet thing saying we are favourites to sign the loon.

Can you imagine the fume if we signed him.

BUT

Could you imagine THEIR fume when he scores the winner for us at the sh1t tip Derby?

*goes back to crack pipe*

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Isco to leave Real seems to be picking up pace in the media now. Just saying.

 

[larrygobfiend]

There's an incredible player somewhere inside that Balotelli.

Shame has an absolute balloon who's pretty much buggered his own career.

File under swerve

 

[IRO1977]

I actually got 7/2 on Lukaku still being here at the end of the transfer window a month ago on Skybet, ridiculous odds. I slapped £50 on it so they are good for something lol

 

[Toast]

The St Ends Super Mario song would be a thing of beauty.

 

[Nyhus]

Saw the Sky Bet thing saying we are favourites to sign the loon.

Can you imagine the fume if we signed him.

BUT

Could you imagine THEIR fume when he scores the winner for us at the sh1t tip Derby?

*goes back to crack pipe*

 

[Nymzee]

Gabbiadini isn't what I'd class a striker; more a second striker or CF but has bags of talent. Think he'd do well here.

 

[mixed_up]

I would have Balotelli on loan or for something like £6m. He just turned 26 and you never know! Mourinho loved him at Inter from memory, and he had a lot of pressure on his shoulders at a young age.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Thank goodness I left work earlier. Bad enough trying to get in a few checks on transfers without having to explain why I have such majestic gif action going on!

BUT, But Everton might be signing them!!!

 

[Zatara]

Errrrm wales is part of the uk doesnt make him foreign does it? Were all part of the same nation. Clutching at straws there lad.

In football terms it does. Goes back to the 3 foreigner rule.

 

[Nyhus]

I would have Balotelli on loan or for something like £6m. He just turned 26 and you never know! Mourinho loved him at Inter from memory, and he had a lot of pressure on his shoulders at a young age.

Did you see him play for the redshait? He's done.

 

[mites]

balotelli at everton under koeman would be hilarious. it's like the set up for a comedy. fuming, redfaced koeman yelling at balotelli because he bought the whole team KFC the night before a game and everyone is out with diarrhea etc

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

Hmm...what's his scoring record like?

100%













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