Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[d4kyxx]

Another day down still nothing. Still holding on to players we don't need, still looking for four or five players

Anyone who believes that we will sign the amount needed by deadline day is deluded. We will be lucky to get one, and we are massively short of cover in various positions (injuries) will cost us, as will tiredness due to lack of options.

Said this for years and you can slate me all you want but for atleast ten years our squad size and lack of options has cost us as it does every year. I'm wrong your right

 

[stesachaaxl]

This forum is gonna explode haha. On my second phone charge today trying to keep up with this madness. Keep telling myself to put this forum away but I barely last 15 mins! Worse than being a small child on Xmas eve

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

No signings tomorrow.

Calling it here.

Maybe McGeady out.

 

[Jayhow15]

America's in this b*tch to stay!

Good. But you don't speak American you speak English. So use it correctly fine Sir. American English is unacceptable despite being a fine tune by Idlewild.

 

[blue62]

You been in hole the past week?

yes mate, not sure how relevant it is though.

 

[everton2004]

Dangerous game this but I'm expecting 1 possibly 2 tomorrow.

Mata.

 

[stesachaaxl]

Really really hope stuff happens tommorow. Witsel, Sissoko, and a striker would be fantastic.

Why sissoko mate he's pants.

 

[Jayhow15]

yes mate, not sure how relevant it is though.

 

[eurosrees]

The best part of deadline day is when they run out of transfers so run some breaking news stories on transfers that happened days before, also can't wait to hear what Tony Cascarino and Simon Jordan think of Bristol City's new record signing.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Good. But you don't speak American you speak English. So use it correctly fine Sir. American English is unacceptable despite being a fine tune by Idlewild.

Correct by your assumption. I speak a different kind of dialect so "jog on" buddy.

 

[Jayhow15]

Correct by your assumption. I speak a different kind of dialect so "jog on" buddy.

Good one. Been watching Green Street? Still no excuse for misspelling the Queen's vernacular, and by that I mean the Monarch not part of NYC !

 

[Brownie]

Surely if Bony wants to go China in Jan then whoever gets him now will make an easy profit of £254m?

 

[Efcpablo]

Dangerous game this but I'm expecting 1 possibly 2 tomorrow.

The best part of deadline day is when they run out of transfers so run some breaking news stories on transfers that happened days before, also can't wait to hear what Tony Cascarino and Simon Jordan think of Bristol City's new record signing.

Watch Ball Street mate

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Good one. Been watching Green Street? Still no excuse for misspelling the Queen's vernacular, and by that I mean the Monarch not part of NYC !

The queen can take a kumquat and shove it up her queefing crackly (German) va jay jay.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Decided to create a list of people who will pleasure @The Esk in all sorts of ways when Mata & Witsel are paraded tomorrow. Please add your name to the list if you've given him stick and are prepared to get on your knees when said players are signed:

- Nil Satis Niasse Optimum