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tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Not been here long have you...
ijjysmith
Calm
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
We want a striker not a car bomber
Yep, him and his agent have played a blinder. He knocks us back, tells Zenit that he is happy there, and will see out his final year, Zenit don't want to lose out on him going for nothing, so end up having to do a deal (at less than we offered) with Juve.
Raino85
Player Valuation: £35m
Great for Derby in the mid 90s, cant believe he is still playing to be honest
Salty Balti
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
Apparently were signing a new striker called David moyes for £72m
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
but they have sold higuain for a massive amount, so that may change their thinking. At least i've heard of gabbidiani, he's been branded good enough for juve and napoli to buy and has played for Italy, not sure the rumoured replacement they're after has that kind of rep.
billytoffee
Player Valuation: £20m
Typical Everton that - we were actually looking for someone with "explosive" pace and end up with jihadi Giuseppe!
He looks like a crap Frannie Jeffers
Michaelcoyb
Transfer Window Time Keeper
35 hrs to go 
(dry humps the table leg)
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