Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[BlueToff]

And this is what happens.

Some gigantic virgin named Foz or something makes up something on Twitter, another picks it up, another picks it up and then a bunch of cryarses on GOT lose the plot when it doesn't happen.

Use your brains pls.

In all fairness that bloke tweeted the initial thing about Brahimi being in Liverpool a few hours ago

(though I am sceptical)

 

[ijjysmith]

I don't want to be too negative but 4 in one day seems a bit mental when it took us about a week to sort out Perez only for Arse to pipe up.

 

[suey_11]

Hart? He signed for Torino lol

Not a chance of 4. This is just delusional talk

Sorry goes I was just being a bit of a c***.
Apologies again just very frustrated as that would have given our team a spine and options.

 

[matty1878]

Quite happy that Ron has been golfing all day. It means he is totally relaxed and everything is in place......and Steve Walsh is doing the job he is paid to do. However.......... if we sign nobody tomorrow they can both F*** OFF

Mate this is deffo post of the day lol it's what I love about this forum so much. We're still trying to sign players and people still have time for this humour lol love it

 

[Professor Toffee]

McCarthy is suffering from a long-standing injury complaint and isn't fit to play at the moment; I just can't see how we would be able to shift him?

Fork lift?

 

[MikeH72]

...what will be will be.

Anthony Stokes on loan will be

 

[davek]

It's as though the arse has fallen out of this now and shouts of 3, 4, and 5 new players in are going up. May as well go down swinging I suppose.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

If we get 4 in tomorrow, we'll be well over £50 million assuming no big exits (McCarthy will probably be the biggest)

Has any team ever signed 4 on the last day of the window? Everton managed 3 back in 2013, so it is possible I suppose to get them in. Can't help but feel one of them is going to be a blind punt.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I don't want to be too negative but 4 in one day seems a bit mental when it took us about a week to sort out Perez only for Arse to pipe up.

lukaku barry, mccarthy and holgate was 4 in one day wasnt it?

 

[davek]

Anthony Stokes on loan will be

Fine player too.

 

[BlueToff]

 

[Professor Toffee]

To be fair mate. First little nugget today ended up being wrong again

Any idea what happened with indi? Did we just back away from it?

Indi beginning was the word and the word was wrong

 

[BlueToff]

lukaku barry, mccarthy and holgate was 4 in one day wasnt it?

We signed Holgate last year Aaron?

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Fork lift?

Not quite what I meant but gave me a good laugh!

 

[AaronTheBlue]

lukaku barry, mccarthy and holgate was 4 in one day wasnt it?

no it wasn't actually holgate was later, but really we've done four before i'm sure so it shouldn't be that big a deal, hull did 3 today and were better than them like