Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[allen]

Id rather the window slam shut now with noone if im honest.

Noone? Republic of Ireland international?

 

[Aqui1a]

420 Blaze!

 

[Abraders]

420

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I can happily report that your lawn looks better, you are no longer parched and your child is cleaner.

I heard that his tea pot failed a medical and his kid was denied a work permit before the bath.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Imagine Kirsty Gallacher going at it with Katy Perry.

Just imagine it.

Go on.

Now then.....

 

[Brennan]

Nope he's simply indicated the players we had a potential interest in and were looking at.

Others chose to try and extrapolate figures on numbers.

Nonsense. The reason is that you lick the arse of the mods so you don't get banned.

 

[bizzaro]

The bedwetting in full flow I see......

Everton. This.

 

[Abraders]

420 Blaze!

Beat me to it ffs

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I've remained optimistic throughout this window, and will continue to remain so after it shuts, but even I will have to question what exactly is going on if we fail to sign a single one of our main targets..

 

[Librarian]

Didn't want them anyway
*sniffs

 

[Zaschrona]

I don't know what you all have suddenly expected. Massive overpaying for only a small upgrade over what we have? Nah. I am happy if no Brahimi deal happens. 50m euro is just pure idiocy. Having a lot of money should not result into paying unreasonable prices for players. We don't need to overpay Brahimi - if the deal is not right for us, we should walk away.

Valencia would not be the worst deal right now. I don't know what you guys want. Bony probably went to Stoke because he is going to play there. He would be only a backup here. Valencia on loan as backup is ok - we have nothing for lose and he proved he is a decent PL striker even in West Ham and surely better than any other striker we have right now behind Lukaku. Sure, we all wanted Gabbiadini, but it is not easy to buy new players, especially the better ones, if you want to do reasonable bussiness. Sure, ideally we should buy a better player than Valencia, but surely he would be better than Kone or... Niasse.

And Sissoko for 30m in installments would be quite ok deal I believe. Overpay by about 5m, but would be in installments and is exactly the player we need IMO...

I am happy to wait a few months or a year for better players for reasonable money...

 

[Durham Toffee]

Imagine Kirsty Gallacher going at it with Katy Perry.

Just imagine it.

Go on.

I've been posting all day, and this is the one I get double digit likes for?

I'll take it.

Christ, imagine if I'd posted a photoshop of it...

 

[DanEFC92]

Mata, Gabbiadini, Hart.....Valencia

 

[billytoffee]

Just cut the grass, made tea and bathed the kid. Please tell me something has changed in the last 25 pages

Lots of change mate - your kid is clean, your grass is shorter and some yummy tucker has disappeared from your cupboards down your throat - top day all-round!

 

[ritterefc]

If all our signings this year leave me feeling meh, but get the team playing better and picking up more points I'd be happy. Sissoko

Jamie Redknapp, your thoughts please.

I think the guy is a tool.

horrible negative pundit. Could ruin Christmas for a puppy