Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[flibbyflob]

60 new pages minimum by midnight

Be 100 if we rumoured to be signing players.

 

[sageyefc]

Best
Day
Ever

I remember reading a tweet from someone asking could he borrow anyones dildo thinking it was a joke, an hour later he pops up on sky dildoing the reporters ear

 

[EddyKent]

Sorry Alan Irwin Lid.

 

[Ashtonian]

speaks volumes on the ermolenko deal when you google it.

Did you mean yarmalenko everton?

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

McGeady = Out.
Niasse = In.
End of business.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Sky say we've bid for Niasse but hasn't been accepted yet

 

[Khalekan]

Twitter's just exploded saying we're about to sign Roman Eremenko.

Came completely outta nowhere, but damn, that'd be some signing!

The Kilmarnock player?

 

[Khalekan]

Whatever happens tomorrow, I just hope Martinez doesn't throw ~£4-8 million at some random overage striker. Those signings almost never work.

Bobby ain't done owt like that yet.

I wouldn't expect him to start now.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Sky say we've bid for Niasse but hasn't been accepted yet

SKY......that is all I can say, they know sod all

 

[Moomin]

Newcastle have bid for Saido and claim to be bringing in another two players. I wonder if they will do a West Ham on us and swoop late on Niasse??

If they beat us on Wed, they will be a few points behind us.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Not since the finch farm Dildo incident

Best thing ever broadcast by Sky

 

[Ashtonian]

Newcastle have bid for Saido and claim to be bringing in another two players. I wonder if they will do a West Ham on us and swoop late on Niasse??

If they beat us on Wed, they will be a few points behind us.

mate, if they beat us and a few other results wing out of out favour we will be in a relagation battle, 5 points off.

thank god for villa and sunderland being awful again! haha

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Newcastle have bid for Saido and claim to be bringing in another two players. I wonder if they will do a West Ham on us and swoop late on Niasse??

If they beat us on Wed, they will be a few points behind us.

Jesus, time to log off I think, its the tine where the usual people spout the same old tedious nonsense

 

[BlueToff]

mate, if they beat us and a few other results wing out of out favour we will be in a relagation battle, 5 points off.

thank god for villa and sunderland being awful again! haha

And if we beat them we could be in the top half.

 

[Ashtonian]

And if we beat them we could be in the top half.

aye, closer to europe than relegation if we win. results pending of course.

8 points off the both, the newcastle game could well be a pivotable moment in the season, remember aim for 5th and europe.