KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Harry winks would be our best midfielder by several thousand light years. Sad but true.
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Harry winks would be our best midfielder by several thousand light years. Sad but true.
Send Gazza in, he'll calm the situation right down.Tobido is outside Finch Farm with a fishing rod and chicken.
Send Gazza in, he'll calm the situation right down.
Everton: Hi would you be interested in joining us?
Player: Yeah possibly, what are you aims and ambitions?
Everton: OMG well we've got this amazing new waterfront stadium in the works, amazing fans, we're building and aiming for regular European football and cup wins blah blah blah
Player: wow that sounds amazing! What sort of wages could you offer me?
Everton: ....
Player: ?
Everton: ....
Agent: Hello Everton are you there? My client is really interested but since you contacted us 6 months a go several other clubs are also interested
Player: EvErToN?!?!?!
Everton: Hello we shall send you a delegation to talk more.
Agent: Okay great looking forward to it, but we want to move quickly.
1 month later
Any other top 6 team: Alright pal, want to join us? European football, £100k a week, regular first team football and cup wins.
Player: Sure!
4 months later
Everton: Hello we can offer you £45k per week, is this satisfactory?
Sky Sports News Transfer YELLOW banner klaxon!!!
Player chooses top 6 team
Everton sign Harry Winks
Why is everyone on here ending questions with the word “no”?Roma bound, no?
Who the balls is Geradlt?!
We seem to hang out for players who have several options rather than identifying someone who will definitely come here, getting it all signed off before anyone else is even that involved. Southampton and Leicester have done this in recent days. Identify find out if they want to come then bid, mixing it with CL clubs will only end one way. I'd rather have someone who wanted to be here then hang out for some of these glamour yet flatter to deceive signings.
Why is everyone on here ending questions with the word “no”?
I missed something,no?
Why is everyone on here ending questions with the word “no”?
I missed something,no?
Is he? Aww, shucks lol Makes sense, he's too good for us anyway haha.Roma bound, no?
Throw £50m at Villa and get Grealish.
Where is Gylfi on this list please
Door unlockers.