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Player Valuation: £35m
By now we should know how Everton Transfer Windows work:
Step 1: Have a awful season
Step 2 : Why haven't we signed anyone early (don't take into the fact we are financially responsible/crippled by spending on rubbish)
Step 3: Compare all relegated players to buy
Step 4: Do the same with Playoffs teams
Step 5: Moan we haven't signed anyone but no one else has but that's not the point
Step 6: Distraction in new kit fault (badge, socks, lack of stock)
Step 7: Sniffing around targets leaves Bedwetters bladders filling up.
Step 8: Stadium paranoia steps up
Step 9: Young goalkeeper linked. We've had enough of manager/DOF/board.
Step 10: Loaned players return leading to completely unrealistic sell on Transfers such as Tosun - £10-15m
Step 11: New Away kit. Dulex Colour Chart experts out in force
Step 12: Ex-Everton players linked to other clubs with boils pïss for some reason
Step 13: Sign random player but not good enough
Step 14: Sell a player we have moaned about all season only to discover we harbour an urging love for them and Blame Brands.
Step 15: GREEN 3rd kit out with Random signing modeling plus "sKy sOurCEs" link Richarlison to PSG. Moshiri is the DEVIL
Step 16: Pre-season starts. Pictures of Sandro, Bolasie and Kenny near a first team player shuts down GOT due to urine in the servers
Step 17: Sign someone good. Conspiracy to how we got said player and where is Digne off too
Step 18: Another 3 but 2 ON LOAN. Stadium is going to be bounced out the development stage. Quick check in the archives for a pre-existing loans and tweet Dan Meis
Step 19: First pre-season defeat to Unsworths U23 with goals from Bolasie, Sandro and Tarashaj har-trick. Could they do a job?
Step 20: Season starts FFFFUUUCCCKKINN BBBBOOOOOO
Step 21: Win here against Fulham at home top of the league. Delph starts as Captain, loss, new player injured, delay to stadium, window shuts with only Richarlison sold to PSG, those darn sKy sOurCEs.
WELCOME BACK EVERTON 2020/2021
Step 1: Have a awful season

Step 2 : Why haven't we signed anyone early (don't take into the fact we are financially responsible/crippled by spending on rubbish)

Step 3: Compare all relegated players to buy

Step 4: Do the same with Playoffs teams

Step 5: Moan we haven't signed anyone but no one else has but that's not the point

Step 6: Distraction in new kit fault (badge, socks, lack of stock)

Step 7: Sniffing around targets leaves Bedwetters bladders filling up.

Step 8: Stadium paranoia steps up

Step 9: Young goalkeeper linked. We've had enough of manager/DOF/board.

Step 10: Loaned players return leading to completely unrealistic sell on Transfers such as Tosun - £10-15m

Step 11: New Away kit. Dulex Colour Chart experts out in force

Step 12: Ex-Everton players linked to other clubs with boils pïss for some reason

Step 13: Sign random player but not good enough
Step 14: Sell a player we have moaned about all season only to discover we harbour an urging love for them and Blame Brands.
Step 15: GREEN 3rd kit out with Random signing modeling plus "sKy sOurCEs" link Richarlison to PSG. Moshiri is the DEVIL
Step 16: Pre-season starts. Pictures of Sandro, Bolasie and Kenny near a first team player shuts down GOT due to urine in the servers
Step 17: Sign someone good. Conspiracy to how we got said player and where is Digne off too
Step 18: Another 3 but 2 ON LOAN. Stadium is going to be bounced out the development stage. Quick check in the archives for a pre-existing loans and tweet Dan Meis
Step 19: First pre-season defeat to Unsworths U23 with goals from Bolasie, Sandro and Tarashaj har-trick. Could they do a job?
Step 20: Season starts FFFFUUUCCCKKINN BBBBOOOOOO
Step 21: Win here against Fulham at home top of the league. Delph starts as Captain, loss, new player injured, delay to stadium, window shuts with only Richarlison sold to PSG, those darn sKy sOurCEs.
WELCOME BACK EVERTON 2020/2021