Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[Barnfred 55]

Elizabeth hopefully, phwoar.

You been watching too many Carry on movies mate? lol

Talking of which, SSN is so boring. Need to bring back Natalie Sawyer.

 

[everton1953]

Why

Is he that bad. He's six feet five and isn't called Jordan Pickford. That seems to be the acceptable standards by all accounts.

Only ever seen him for Sweden and looks very capable tbh.

I am under pressure from elsewhere on this forum to adapt to the "new" metric system and here you are talking about 6 feet five. How many centimetres/metres is that?

 

[MikeH72]

Good players, yes.

Useless midgets, no.

Now granted, Iwobi and Gordon arent much better, but nobody wants them.

lol this meme needs to die

 

[Papa Shango]

Norway’s number 2 is Aston Villas number 4. Should get him cheap

We were linked to him numerous times under Moyes.

 

[Goat]

We're fine with 4 CBs for 2 spots why would we need more than 4 wingers for 2 spots?

I was like, whats this joker on about, we don't have wingers.

But, yeah, we do.

 

[Kure]

We're fine with 4 CBs for 2 spots why would we need more than 4 wingers for 2 spots?

Because we have one striker

 

[TyphooToffee]

Bree

Jimmy?

 

[ozerton]

We're fine with 4 CBs for 2 spots why would we need more than 4 wingers for 2 spots?

Iwobi makes me nervous

 

[hktoffee]

Norway’s number 2 is Aston Villas number 4. Should get him cheap

We have Denmark no.3?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Nice to see Carlo shares my distrust of the little people.

Carlo obviously prefers height if his lineups are any indication. I’m down with that philosophy because we have been stellar on set pieces. Definitely better at defending them too apart from Jordan the clown trying to throw the ball into the net

 

[buskwhi2]

Huh?

Why would we keep him?

Because we love paying wages of players who aren't going to play!
I see no other reason

 

[Lloydystark]

Norway’s number 2 is Aston Villas number 4. Should get him cheap

Didn’t know thomas myhre was still playing

 

[Goat]

lol this meme needs to die

Not a meme mate, maybe I'm overstretching it a little, but I'm not totally convinced he's the answer.

With Bernie and Walcott gone it opens the door for him to get more minutes and pipe me rar down.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Because we have one striker

It does feel like unfortunately Tosun will be playing a part again. It is tough to find strikers who want to back up someone playing as well as Dom when you don't have Europe.

 

[Papa Shango]

I am under pressure from elsewhere on this forum to adapt to the "new" metric system and here you are talking about 6 feet five. How many centimetres/metres is that?

He is 1.083 fathoms. That's all you need to know.