Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Barely a preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[cocklord]

You just know we spent the whole week in training doing defensive drills with no time spent on how we can get at these gathered round the TV watching cash in the attic with a few tinnies and smoking silk cut.

 

[joebocop]

This is up there with all the shocking 45 minutes we’ve seen over the years.

Yes and no. This is one of the two excellent sides in the league. They've barely had a sniff either.

 

[DanB90]

Why do people target onana when [Poor language removed] like doucoures on the pitch

Watch the two of them mate. Onana clearly the better footballer, but if he applied himself and tried to get himself involved half as much as Doucoure does, he’d be worth the £30m we paid for him.

 

[witchdoc187]

Happy with 0-0 tbh. These are miles better than us. We try and attack they'll tear us apart

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

I'm still trying to figure out what the team is good at. Because it's not finishing, it's not creating chances, it's not counter attacking, it's not solid defending, it's not possession, it's not hard tackling.

That thing where we roll it back from the kick off, 6 players run up the line, and we launch one straight back to the other team. Been practicing since I first went about 40 years ago and still haven’t mastered it fully. But that is our one current strength.

 

[LABlue2]

Onana has to come off at half time

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Sorry mate, I just think he's a knobhead is all regardless of the truth of the matter.

See how good honesty feels? Let’s hug.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

That passage of play just sums up our half. Promising situation in their box which ends up with Young being booked lol

 

[Mozza1987]

Jesus our midfield 3 are pathetic

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Didn’t realise Onana was on the pitch.

 

[jazzy]

Josh Wander'll be gutted watching this

So am I

 

[Tony1985]

Can’t watch the game today, can someone give me a quick summary?? We getting murdered or holding our own??

 

[Jamiednm]

We may as well not have a midfield.

Onana is pathetic.

 

[tsubaki]

Saliba you get

 

[Rita_Poon]

And books young. bumhole of a ref.