Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Barely a preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Shibbywiggles]

22% possession at home

This must be the worst Everton team ever in the PL and we’ve had some absolute shockers.

Only one stat matters
This is no worse than when Martinez had us pass it between centre backs all game and create nothing for two seasons

 

[GoldenToffee]

We're completely embarrassing to watch. Our 'counter attacks' are simply pathetic.

 

[HTCHERO]

Not allowed to touch these southern soft uns

 

[Steve EFC]

Our bench still looks horrid but at least there’s 9 and only one keeper!!

 

[Jamiednm]

Wake up Duke

That would be a cringe nickname even if he was good. Considering he is awful, that nickname is just toe-curlingly embarrassing.

 

[Melchizedek]

Ours are terrified to try and play football. The Dyche master class

 

[DanB90]

Prime hunk of beef

 

[Shibbywiggles]

He'll likely be hooking Beto for DCL here..

Yeah Beto has been quiet last 10 mins tbf
I’d have liked them together but I get taking Beto off

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Young again on the free. Insane.

 

[riddick]

Y'all are ahead but I really hope it's 4 4 2

 

[Ducans elbow]

When was it last fun to watch Everton?

1985/86

 

[Nymzee]

Young should not be allowed on set pieces. Thought we’d learned this by now.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

That would be a cringe nickname even if he was good. Considering he is awful, that nickname is just toe-curlingly embarrassing.

He usually scores when people say that

 

[kenada_blue]

Get young off freekicks too.

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

We haven't looked the same since Maupay left imo