Match Thread Everton v Aston Villa - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[RomanReigns]

It has felt like a lifetime since dcl scored

 

[Cameron Manning]

A 3-00pm Saturday kick off at Goodison.

As unlikely as an accurate tax return from Lester Piggott.

Or Harry Rednapps dog!!

 

[Martin Alvito]

Away, reasonably healthy, some defensive form.

Feels like an ugly 1-0 to the Everton.

 

[Paul Rideout]

another ugly undeserved 1-0 victory for Everton please

 

[zukai12_]

The inaugural Cazoo Derby

 

[Seathestars]

Hope someone snaps that mings in half the horrible rat.

@JordanPickford

 

[Seathestars]

12-0 Everton

 

[deipnosophist]

Is Roscoe playing? I wonder how him and Bethany Jo are getting on? The Wolverhampton Tribune reported BJ was getting fed up with always needing a brazilian wax (so she could 'safely' wear her zippered leather knickers)...and that Roscoe was none too pleased with her new, more piliferous look. I cannot imagine BJ's gangsta son has taken such news well and so it doesn't augur well for the so-called 'Merseyside fatwa'. imposed on Roscoe, being lifted anytime soon.

...anyway...a 1-1 draw is in the offing* here

*offing is a nautically derived term, meaning seas that are in the near horizon

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Very much looking forward to this match but this time I really want our Blues to have a big game with lots of goals. This is the moment to shine and get one of the European spots that are still within our reach and that we should be grabbing instead of any the disgraceful six.

 

[Runub]

Very much looking forward to this match but this time I really want our Blues to have a big game with lots of goals. This is the moment to shine and get one of the European spots that are still within our reach and that we should be grabbing instead of any the disgraceful six.

That sums it up perfectly

 

[deipnosophist]

That sums it up perfectly

Yes, thank you...I am glad you take an ongoing interest in how Roscoe is getting on.

 

[dutchblue54]

Needs a thread. Part 1 of a 2 Part series. Release date for Part 2 unknown.
Another must win game ..
The arsenal game puts us back in the mix for Europe. There form seems to have dropped off probably due to the injury to Jack Grealish.
Win and move on .

Pickford
Coleman Holgate Ben lucas
Allan Davies
Siggy
James Dcl richy .
Up the toffees !

Yess this line up please. But knowing Carlo he will change his defence again

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Would dearly love us to absolutely slap Villa down by a good margin. Got one particularly irritating friend who supports them. Just insufferable if they win. Not to mention Europe hopes, naturally.

 

[The Binman]

Wonder if Barkley will play, he's bound to bloody score if he does, Everton that.

 

[deipnosophist]

Wonder if Barkley will play, he's bound to bloody score if he does, Everton that.

a lot will depend on Bethany Jo...if her gangsta son intends a visit, it's probably prudent to keep Roscoe away from any public appearances. BJ needs to phone her son and tell him to stay on Merseyside, but with her presently being a little peeved at Roscoe for shunning her new, more hirsute groin region, it is moot whether she will make that call.